parents drunk texting you

[catisoblivious]

how awkward is that hahaha, i get a text from my mom saying my dads jammin to "burning on the dance floor" and they are both 50 years old. granted they are from scottsdale and look in their 30s but like wtffff hahahaha

[BUNNY.WiNGZ<3]

hahaha! my mom jus learned how to text like a couple months ago && that shit's still wierd to me even if she's not drunk! lol

[catisoblivious]

my mom texts all the time but she only texts me every 2 weeks and usually its when shes had some drinks

[ripps520]

my mom calls me and talks shit when she is drunk

[catisoblivious]

my mom calls me and talks shit when she is drunk


ahha that happens, i drunk called someone and spelled my name out like fully and hung up once to a bunch of people, they were just confused but i guess i would be too?

[hatchkid91]

is there a tread for calling random people you know when you drunk lol

[MannyaK]

i used to call people and invite them to a party but for some reason when they asked me where it was i would say "you ask the wierdest shit"

idk :/

[hatchkid91]

hahaha cant be worst then haveing your homies take your phone and call txt avery dam number you got on there cant you where to faded also watching a friend call some girl you work with mom and saying who he was next day she ask him why u call my mom he like i was drunk lol. dam she was a hottie we also called her and her man lol drunk times with the homie are so cool lol

[Method520]

u guys got weird parents, mine text me like they would talk to me in person. they know how to have a good time at a party and hands down ill admit they throw the best st pattys day parties, (not that they even had one this year), but they dont get drunk n shit and text me

[catisoblivious]

mine are crazy but sometimes awesome

[Rufus]

pics of "30 year old looking mom"

[catisoblivious]

pics of "30 year old looking mom"

she looks like me but with blonde hair and brown eyes and like dd

[ilovehisHONDA]

she looks like me but with blonde hair and brown eyes and like dd


hottiieee

[hondachick928]

my mom has been texting forever... kind of annoying ... lol but fuck it

[catisoblivious]

hottiieee

of course, cant wait to grow up like my mommie, hot milf but no kiddies

[dennisly]

my mom has been texting forever... kind of annoying ... lol but fuck it
:bigok:

[Daddy_Digital]

i have my girl friends parents call me. ive had to cuss out my GFs mom twice. Her dad calls me at 2am (he knows im up late lol) to tell me how he hates his ex wife (my GFs mom) and two seconds later he saying how he loves her and misses her. FUCK! cutting into my Call of Duty time!

[jakellama123]

i took my moms v card

[azjared]

i took my moms v card

pics or it didnt happen

[jakellama123]

pics or it didnt happen

:snookems::snookems:

HAHAAH
i hate you sooo bad

[ChrisIsYoung]

^^^ hooomoooo! lol

[master taco tits]

pics or it didnt happen

:lmao:

[catisoblivious]

i took my moms v card

thats staying classy right there!

[gunsup0331]

hahaha cant be worst then haveing your homies take your phone and call txt avery dam number you got on there cant you where to faded also watching a friend call some girl you work with mom and saying who he was next day she ask him why u call my mom he like i was drunk lol. dam she was a hottie we also called her and her man lol drunk times with the homie are so cool lol
are you drunk rite now?
your english fails

[taketurns]

hahaha! my mom jus learned how to text like a couple months ago && that shit's still wierd to me even if she's not drunk! lol


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and what?

and, or &, one time is all thats necessary.

thanks.

[DC2lsvtec]

:this-guy_2:

[jdmrex1]

I still wanna see pics of said Cougar Mom!!
But I always end up calling my ex gf when I'm drunk. I don't even call her or have any contact because of my current gf but I always end up calling her drunk.

[1320civic]

my dad is always drunk dailin me.. lol..

[catisoblivious]

my dad is always drunk dailin me.. lol..

isnt that just awkward

[efhatchsi]

i think my dad gets too drunk to even call hahahahah

[SquareButtDA9]

Shit i guess im glad my parents are OOOllld School. Try to ask them what texting is and they'll look at you like you're speaking jibberish.

[BUNNY.WiNGZ<3]

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and what?

and, or &, one time is all thats necessary.

thanks.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& thats it. :)

[GunnRulF]

dial a drunk

[1320civic]

isnt that just awkward

i did think it was at 1st... but... he's juss lookin out for me.. making sure im not doing any dumb shit... orrrr... is usually interested in the females im rollin wit.. lol..

[oggys_SI]

of course, cant wait to grow up like my mommie, hot milf but no kiddies
cant be a MILF if you dont have kids

[catisoblivious]

cant be a MILF if you dont have kids

do cars count as kids?

[cphelps83]

my dad always texts me for weed and i dont even smoke.

[oggys_SI]

do cars count as kids?
lmao only if u breast feed your car then yes lmao haha
jk no they dnt hahaha ;)

[sik_em1]

my dad comes over and plays beer pong with us on the weekends usually...then he brings his friends and all the dads are staring at the girls haha...parents are the best to party with...you know the dads are thinking. damn to be my kids age again lol

[93civiceg]

lmao only if u breast feed your car then yes lmao haha
jk no they dnt hahaha ;)

you can breast feed me :tits:

[dhawkins]

Quote: Originally Posted by catisoblivious of course, cant wait to grow up like my mommie, hot milf but no kiddies

Ud be considered a couger haha. Has anyone ever had to bail there drunk parents outta jail cuz they were tryin to fight everyone in the bar

[Edwin_15_01]

i get forwards from my mom while im in class
how wierd is that
haha