:::offical azht april fool's thread:::

[1lowtacoma]

obviously post your tricks if you want.

im sure there will be plenty of people putting others cars for sale on craigslist.

CL stunts are old, who you fooling this year...

ill be up all night thinking of tomorrows prank :lightsword:

Lay the foundations. Ask yourself, What would totally ruin my day? It would really suck if I came in and THIS happened to me. This is all good groundwork for pulling the ultimate fast one.

[kguerrero]

in the process of freezing clothes and putting jello in the toilet

[Daddy_Digital]

my parents wedding anniversary is april fools day HA!

[1lowtacoma]

in the process of freezing clothes and putting jello in the toilet

jello in the toilet what does this do? is it the insta jello lol? how does it get out? :smackself:

[rudsone]

have u tried to piss on jello before?

[1lowtacoma]

have u tried to piss on jello before?

im sure this would come lol :pissed:

[rudsone]

well there you go then lolz.


damn i need a good one to ruin someones day

[1lowtacoma]

well there you go then lolz.


damn i need a good one to ruin someones day

im thinking up pulling a good one to start on my mom, she drives an 09 infin g37, i wanna pull it out of the garage and park it around the corner, and put her keys back like it was stolen, and when she wakes up at 6am, she'll be crushed, cause she loves that car more then me.

just for starters,

i know ill have someone with and older deep voice call as cop with some information to someone also lol

[bb4arson]

i think ill break up with my girl friend

[bb4arson]

or tell her that i shaved my head balled cause she loves my hair more than she likes me lol

[1lowtacoma]

i think ill break up with my girl friend

ha, then she says "ok" and click! lol

[xUNDEADxCIVICx]

21st birthday! wooooo!

[bb4arson]

ha, then she says "ok" and click! lol

i knew someone would say that .

hell no she will cry cause she is pregnant right now and i am taking her cat and her dragon with me:wizarddragon:

[1lowtacoma]

21st birthday! wooooo!

you better be drinking right now

[jdmegmarcus]

[quote=bb4arson;1939463]i knew someone would say that .

hell no she will cry cause she is pregnant right now and i am taking her cat and her dragon with me:wizarddragon:[/quo

hahhaha yuu meanie..lmao bt if it falls thru than wut..??

[OhDang]

[quote=bb4arson;1939463]i knew someone would say that .

hell no she will cry cause she is pregnant right now and i am taking her cat and her dragon with me:wizarddragon:[/quo

hahhaha yuu meanie..lmao bt if it falls thru than wut..??

she'll be like this
http://i29.tinypic.com/34ss8ow.jpg

[jdmegmarcus]

[quote=jdmegmarcus;1939466]

she'll be like this
http://i29.tinypic.com/34ss8ow.jpg

hahahahhaha thats hella funnii...lol

[OhDang]

nothing beats the 50cent gif...nothing

[bb4arson]

[quote=bb4arson;1939463]i knew someone would say that .

hell no she will cry cause she is pregnant right now and i am taking her cat and her dragon with me:wizarddragon:[/quo

hahhaha yuu meanie..lmao bt if it falls thru than wut..??

dude im kidding she is not pregnant and does not have a cat nor a dragon

no seriously she will cry ..alot.. thats why i wont do it .

this will be my april fools joke on my brother ..

hey you want me to pick you up from school

him:ya sure

so i wait alittle bit and than some more..than i call him FUCK! i got in a car crash lie some more and some more . he will be forced to walk home and i will be waiting near a street where he usually would probably walk thru .

than he will see me and mumble "you son of a bitch"

and i will be like april fools

the end

[xUNDEADxCIVICx]

you better be drinking right now
would be if i werent fucking broke! ill be getting plastered later to make up for it. gonna try and stay drunk all day once i get a few bucks to get a bottle of whatevr

[jdmegmarcus]

hahahhha orhttp://www.mattcampos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/fuck_you.jpghttp://www.azht.net/forum/[IMG]http://www.azht.net/forum/picture.php?albumid=1111&pictureid=5536

[OhDang]

would be if i werent fucking broke! ill be getting plastered later to make up for it. gonna try and stay drunk all day once i get a few bucks to get a bottle of whatevr

you should never pay to get drunk on your 21st:drunk:

[jdmegmarcus]

you should never pay to get drunk on your 21st:drunk:
hahahahhaa thats true...:word:

[xUNDEADxCIVICx]

well if i had anybody to go out with i would be out right now.

[bb4arson]

well if i had anybody to go out with i would be out right now.

get some friends dog

[jdmegmarcus]

imight be down...

[xUNDEADxCIVICx]

get some friends dog
had some. EX grl started shit between me and them so i havent seen them in 2 years

[bb4arson]

had some. EX grl started shit between me and them so i havent seen them in 2 years

call them up.


well back to the april fools thing i might stay up till my brother gets up which will be some what soon and i will do a trust fall on him and idk :thumbsdown:

[jdis]

^x2

[LS-S DA9]

help i need ANOTHER one.. i text my roomy/coworker at 1:30 and told him i tripped the ANSUL system at the restaurant i was working in (an hour from the house) and that he needed to get down there asap. he called me back all worried n shit and he has to be up for work in 3 hours so i fucked his sleep up lol.

BUT i came home and that fag fucked with the lock so my key didnt work AND changed my background image to a mustang (which i HATE).. over all i think im ahead since hes still up at 3 having to work at 7.

soo any ideas for me to fuck his day up more?

[bb4arson]

help i need ANOTHER one.. i text my roomy/coworker at 1:30 and told him i tripped the ANSUL system at the restaurant i was working in (an hour from the house) and that he needed to get down there asap. he called me back all worried n shit and he has to be up for work in 3 hours so i fucked his sleep up lol.

BUT i came home and that fag fucked with the lock so my key didnt work AND changed my background image to a mustang (which i HATE).. over all i think im ahead since hes still up at 3 having to work at 7.

soo any ideas for me to fuck his day up more?

laxative:biggrin:

[jdmegmarcus]

laxative:biggrin:

ahhahahahha dammm im gonna feel sorry 4him...:you rock:

[SexyHatchie]

i pulled the car wreck joke this morning. and even a prank on my work saying i couldnt make it in when they really needed me today. haha. so far... me-2 for 2.

No one ever gets me. Ever. muhahahahha

[SquareButtDA9]

How about you post up a thread on AZHT telling people youre gonna kill yourself? HA! Epic and I didnt get you Hatchie but I shoooo did get alot o people

My April fool's thread=WINNER!

[justanother]

text my girlfriend bestfriend..and committed that i like her bestfriend and been boning her since last weeks...lol

[SexyHatchie]

How about you post up a thread on AZHT telling people youre gonna kill yourself? HA! Epic and I didnt get you Hatchie but I shoooo did get alot o people

My April fool's thread=WINNER!

Its ok. No one gets me. lol. Im just expecting it waaaaay too much. I wish someone could though, it'd be fun!

[Mafioso]

My girlfriend said she was pregnant this morning. I punched her in the stomach and she said.. "WTF ITS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE!"... I said.. "Oh.." and punched her in the stomach again.. then walked away and said.. "Loveeee youuuu".

[rudsone]

nothing beats the 50cent gif...nothing

http://asset.soup.io/asset/0754/5221_4c47.gif

[MannyaK]

How about you post up a thread on AZHT telling people youre gonna kill yourself? HA! Epic and I didnt get you Hatchie but I shoooo did get alot o people

My April fool's thread=WINNER!
some little smart ass will just be like "finally"
i pulled the car wreck joke this morning. and even a prank on my work saying i couldnt make it in when they really needed me today. haha. so far... me-2 for 2.

No one ever gets me. Ever. muhahahahha

oh youll get it good ttrust me

ok so i woke up this morning and told my girlfriend i was on my way to pick her up to take her to breakfast ....so i stopped txting her for about 2 hours

my friend daniel went over (hes taken drama classes ever since he was like 6)
so he tells her that i was in a head on collision on valencia and alvernon and the airbags didnt deploy due to a defect in del sols
well he cried and told her that i was in the hospital in critical condition ....he tells her he can take her so she agrees....they start driving and he pulls up into a dennys and who do they see sitting on their car??
me of course :devil1:

as for my brother efren im going to tell him ive officially turned gay and i had fallen madly in love with my friend michael
(hes a marine so he doesnt keep up with this shit):th_supergay:

[SquareButtDA9]

some little smart ass will just be like "finally"

Im sure bro

[MannyaK]

Im sure bro

nice suicide thread smart ass lol
i read it and first thing that pops into my head is....finally a death thread then i read the last part and i was like:funnypost:

[EkFeen1]

i work for qt an the cops in the city i work in are pretty cool thinkin of having one bring me home in handcuffs an telling my parents they caught me stealing money at work an they have to reimburst it or i go to jail for awhile lol

[LS-S DA9]

i pulled the car wreck joke this morning. and even a prank on my work saying i couldnt make it in when they really needed me today. haha. so far... me-2 for 2.

No one ever gets me. Ever. muhahahahha

yeah i wont do anything like the car wreck joke. last time i did i actually got in one..

[Mr Rukas]

My girlfriend said she was pregnant this morning. I punched her in the stomach and she said.. "WTF ITS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE!"... I said.. "Oh.." and punched her in the stomach again.. then walked away and said.. "Loveeee youuuu".

Lmao. Win.

[SexyHatchie]

i work for qt an the cops in the city i work in are pretty cool thinkin of having one bring me home in handcuffs an telling my parents they caught me stealing money at work an they have to reimburst it or i go to jail for awhile lol

That would be good!

yeah i wont do anything like the car wreck joke. last time i did i actually got in one..

lol

[prissy]

so i told the hubby today that i dropped his laptop(which he treats like its his baby) and now theres black lines all over the screen..well he was out eating lunch with a friend and i guess after called him he got pissed and came home...

[SexyHatchie]

so i told the hubby today that i dropped his laptop(which he treats like its his baby) and now theres black lines all over the screen..well he was out eating lunch with a friend and i guess after called him he got pissed and came home...

haha. good one!

man i love the pranks... keep it going

[tjEG8]

lol put plastic wrap over the toilet bowl at my buddies house...piss got everywhere. then his girl went to the bathroom, lol needless to say she didnt like the start of april fools

[chakaloso_02]

help i need ANOTHER one.. i text my roomy/coworker at 1:30 and told him i tripped the ANSUL system at the restaurant i was working in (an hour from the house) and that he needed to get down there asap. he called me back all worried n shit and he has to be up for work in 3 hours so i fucked his sleep up lol.

BUT i came home and that fag fucked with the lock so my key didnt work AND changed my background image to a mustang (which i HATE).. over all i think im ahead since hes still up at 3 having to work at 7.

soo any ideas for me to fuck his day up more?

butter the kitchen floor, put a hidden camera. if you have a house phone call it and watch him land on his ass.. =D

[bb4arson]

lol put plastic wrap over the toilet bowl at my buddies house...piss got everywhere. then his girl went to the bathroom, lol needless to say she didnt like the start of april fools

lol thats shits funny

[Hernandez1227]

[quote=jdmegmarcus;1939466]

she'll be like this
http://i29.tinypic.com/34ss8ow.jpg


hahahahahaha..that was funny

[FUK JDM]

well i guess i got "fooled" today...

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll246/IS_Leon/wrap3.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll246/IS_Leon/wrap.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll246/IS_Leon/wrap2.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll246/IS_Leon/wrapback.jpg

[LS-S DA9]

well i guess i got "fooled" today...



naw they were just protecting your car lol. no fooling there.

[Mighty-Joe]

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll246/IS_Leon/wrap2.jpg

LMAO!!!! way better than mine!

I told my boss I was quitting. I never in the 3 years I worked for him seen him freak out like that!

[FlySly]

1) well i posted my friends car on craigslist for sale, had this crazy story behind the sale too. He got 10 calls within 15 mins lol..

2) i posted my other friends phone number along with some random pic in the "men seeking men" section on craigslist lol. He got like 12+ people calling and texting him all day long, some even sending pictures lol.

Today was a good day lol...

[Mighty-Joe]

1) well i posted my friends car on craigslist for sale, had this crazy story behind the sale too. He got 10 calls within 15 mins lol..

2) i posted my other friends phone number along with some random pic in the "men seeking men" section on craigslist lol. He got like 12+ people calling and texting him all day long, some even sending pictures lol.

Today was a good day lol...

Ya I did that last year to my little brother.

[jdis]

well i guess i got "fooled" today...

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll246/IS_Leon/wrap3.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll246/IS_Leon/wrap.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll246/IS_Leon/wrap2.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll246/IS_Leon/wrapback.jpg

Always use a condom. lol

[lramon_1]

bullet proof hahahhahaha ^

[LS-S DA9]

1) well i posted my friends car on craigslist for sale, had this crazy story behind the sale too. He got 10 calls within 15 mins lol..

2) i posted my other friends phone number along with some random pic in the "men seeking men" section on craigslist lol. He got like 12+ people calling and texting him all day long, some even sending pictures lol.

Today was a good day lol...

soo how did you get a phone number in there? i tried this old prank but no matter what i did it blocked it due to it appearing to have a phone number..