stupid people at taco bell

[civic_ls_vtec]

On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my billfold are a $50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure that with a $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about anyone getting irritated at me for trying to break a $50 bill.
Me: "Hi, I'd like one seven-layer burrito please, to go."
Server: "That'll be $1.04. Eat in?"
Me: "No, it's to go." At this point, I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny.
Server: "Uh, hang on a sec, I'll be right back."
He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within my earshot. The following conversation occurs between the two of them: Server: "Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?" Manager: "No. A what?"
Server: "A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me."
Manager: "Ask for something else There's no such thing as a $2 bill." Server: "Yeah, thought so"
He comes back to me and says, "We don't take these. Do you have anything else?"
Me: "Just this fifty. You don't take $2 bills? Why?"
Server: "I don't know."
Me: "See here where it says legal tender?"
Server: "Yeah."
Me: "So, why won't you take it?"
Server: "Well, hang on a sec."
He goes back to his manager, who has been watching me like I'm a shoplifter, and says to him, "He says I have to take it."
Manager: "Doesn't he have anything else?"
Server: "Yeah, a fifty. I'll get it and you can open the safe and get change "
Manager: "I'm not opening the safe with him in here."
Server: "What should I do?"
Manager: "Tell him to come back later when he has real money."
Server: "I can't tell him that! You tell him."
Manager: "Just tell him."
Server: "No way! This is weird. I'm going in back."
The manager approaches me and says, "I'm sorry, but we don't take big bills this time of night."
Me: "It's only seven o'clock! Well then, here's a two dollar bill."
Manager: "We don't take those, either."
Me: "Why not?"
Manager: "I think you know why."
Me: "No really, tell me why."
Manager: "Please leave before I call mall security."
Me: "Excuse me?"
Manager: "Please leave before I call mall security."
Me: "What on earth for?"
Manager: "Please, sir."
Me: "Uh, go ahead, call them"
Manager: "Would you please just leave?"
Me: "No."
Manager: "Fine -- have it your way then."
Me: "Hey, that's Burger King, isn't it?"
At this point, he backs away from me and calls mall security on the phone around the corner. I have two people staring at me from the dining area, and I begin laughing out loud, just for effect. A few minutes later this 45-year-oldish guy comes in.
Guard: "Yeah, Mike, what's up?"
Manager (whispering): "This guy is trying to give me some (pause) funny money."
Guard: "No kidding! What?"
Manager: "Get this ... a two dollar bill."
Guard (incredulous): "Why would a guy fake a two dollar bill?"
Manager: "I don't know. He's kinda weird. He says the only other thing he has is a fifty."
Guard: "Oh, so the fifty's fake!"
Manager: "No, the two dollar bill is."
Guard: "Why would he fake a two dollar bill?"
Manager: "I don't know! Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?"
Guard: "Yeah."
Security Guard walks over to me and...... Guard: "Mike here tells me you have some fake bills you're trying to use"
Me: "Uh, no."
Guard: "Lemme see 'em."
Me: "Why?"
Guard: "Do you want me to get the cops in here?"
At this point I am ready to say, "Sure, please!" but I want to eat, so I say "I'm just trying to buy a burrito and pay for it with this two dollar bill.
I put the bill up near his face, and he flinches like I'm taking a swing at him. He takes the bill, turns it over a few times in his hands, and says, Hey, Mike, what's wrong with this bill?"
Manager: "It's fake."
Guard: "It doesn't look fake to me."
Manager: "But it's a two dollar bill."
Guard: "Yeah?"
Manager: "Well, there's no such thing, is there?"
The security guard and I both look at him like he's an idiot, and it dawns on the guy that he has no clue.
So, it turns out that my burrito was free, and he threw in a small drink and some of those cinnamon thingies, too.
Made me want to get a whole stack of two dollar bills just to see what happens when I try to buy stuff. If I got the right group of people, I could probably end up in jail. You get free food there, too!

[jhooper]

i lol'd at this one.

some where i have a 2 dollar bill with red type on it, i wonder what kind of trouble i can cause with that.

[**EJ1**]

Wow lol. That manager is an idiot

[BigJsaid]

holy shit...
why didnt it dawn on that ass hole to break out the fraud marker?
dam good shit...i wanna try this on some tards too just to see how far it can go cuz i just so happen to have a $2 bill in my wallet right now!

[95GSR]

hahaha, well now you know why they work there.

[civic_ls_vtec]

some people should just find other jobs. pissed me of for a while.

[PinkFG2_K20]

OMG..lol what an idiot. Do people live under rocks these days? I have a few $2, makes me want to go use them.

[civic_ls_vtec]

not trying to be racist but the dude was mexican

[Stockvx]

I work at a bank, and at least 10 times a day, i boggle someones mind with my $2 bills that theyve never seen.

Whenever we order food to be delivered to us, we usually pay with $2 bills, and it just mind fucks the delivery drivers everytime.

[BigJsaid]

mexicans dont know bills that big

[Stockvx]

i lol'd at this one.

some where i have a 2 dollar bill with red type on it, i wonder what kind of trouble i can cause with that.

dude that bill is worth some money, i wouldnt waste it on retards.

[RhdRicheeee]

location of this taco bell please

[gunsup0331]

looks like a copy paste story ive seen before
good shit though. Even if they werent sure why cause a fuss its 2 bux

[Gzrkid1]

which 1 was the taco bell you talking about . .

[brandon]

have it your way. isnt that burger king hahahaha

[g2integy]

LOL good story !

[Nachooooosupreme]

cut and paste or whatever... shit was funny to see how a dumbass can see the light

[DurtyVtec]

You should know that most fast food manager are fucing idiots. (With the exception of Rokaz):thumbup:

[2point6]

Now, that was a good story man!

[MannyaK]

Taco bell associates have a master degree in stupidity

[egcrk90]

your lucky they didnt spit on your food

[MannyaK]

your lucky they didnt spit on your food

Were not certain about that

[usdm420]

I'm NEVER surprised anymore at the stuff that happens with fast food employees. They work there for a reason.

[Fix.it.again.Tony]

I hope you aren't claiming this actually happened to you..

http://www.snopes.com/business/money/tacobell.asp

http://nlcast.com/2007/09/two-dollar-bill-causes-chaos-at-taco-bell/

http://www.cointalk.com/t14427/

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2216970440&topic=1682

[Nedaaaah]

I work at a bank, and at least 10 times a day, i boggle someones mind with my $2 bills that theyve never seen.

Whenever we order food to be delivered to us, we usually pay with $2 bills, and it just mind fucks the delivery drivers everytime.

we do the same thing!! we made this chinese delivery driver very upset one time we gave her 12 $2 bills one time and she was pissed she kept saying youre a bank you have other monies.

i think when i get some in my drawer im going to buy them just to fuck with people. haha.

[Nedaaaah]

I hope you aren't claiming this actually happened to you..

http://www.snopes.com/business/money/tacobell.asp

http://nlcast.com/2007/09/two-dollar-bill-causes-chaos-at-taco-bell/

http://www.cointalk.com/t14427/

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2216970440&topic=1682

busted. i vote ban.

[OhDang]

I hope you aren't claiming this actually happened to you..

http://www.snopes.com/business/money/tacobell.asp

http://nlcast.com/2007/09/two-dollar-bill-causes-chaos-at-taco-bell/

http://www.cointalk.com/t14427/

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2216970440&topic=1682

i was thinking the whole time ive read this before

[PinkFG2_K20]

I hope you aren't claiming this actually happened to you..

http://www.snopes.com/business/money/tacobell.asp

http://nlcast.com/2007/09/two-dollar-bill-causes-chaos-at-taco-bell/

http://www.cointalk.com/t14427/

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2216970440&topic=1682

Jeez Joe..ya always gotta piss on someones dam cheerios lol

[usdm420]

I hope you aren't claiming this actually happened to you..

http://www.snopes.com/business/money/tacobell.asp

http://nlcast.com/2007/09/two-dollar-bill-causes-chaos-at-taco-bell/

http://www.cointalk.com/t14427/

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2216970440&topic=1682

OUCH!
Nice fake story.....what an idiot.

[24/7VTEC!!!!]

LMAO!
we should all meet at that taco bell and pay with 2 dollars bills lol

[Stockvx]

we do the same thing!! we made this chinese delivery driver very upset one time we gave her 12 $2 bills one time and she was pissed she kept saying youre a bank you have other monies.

i think when i get some in my drawer im going to buy them just to fuck with people. haha.

in have 156 in $2s right now in my drawer haha, i want them.

[FUK JDM]

I work at burger king and i never accept 2 dollar bills.

[jdmcivic1]

What an idiot!

[Fix.it.again.Tony]

well OP never claimed this happened to him so he's in the clear lol

but you almost hit Copypasta status.

[jhooper]

I work at burger king and i never accept 2 dollar bills.

why?

[Jstarda9]

Dude such a fake. A 7 layer burrito hasn't been $1 since like 8 years. Plus when has tax been $.05/dollar?

[Nedaaaah]

in have 156 in $2s right now in my drawer haha, i want them.

haha sweet! you still working at DS? you should give me ur email cause i always need an email buddy haha

[alx]

i love how it ends. lol Were there other people there who were laughing with you? I would have started crying if I was there witnessing this.

[Stockvx]

why?

fail

[jhooper]

why is it a fail? asking why he wont take legal, legit money is a good question.

[Stockvx]

why is it a fail? asking why he wont take legal, legit money is a good question.

cuz hes joking.

[SEAN_EM2]

i wass thinking this was told before, who the fuck says there money is in there "billfold" now days, hahaha.

[jhooper]

oh....ok i admit to fail.

[justanother]

i lol'd at this one.

some where i have a 2 dollar bill with red type on it, i wonder what kind of trouble i can cause with that.
dont sell that red type stamp 2 buck bill is rare man... i have one but i lost my fucking wallet....

dude i would be like... get the fucking cop in here.... i dont care....

[Fix.it.again.Tony]

i wass thinking this was told before, who the fuck says there money is in there "billfold" now days, hahaha.


nobody, they say its in THEIR billfold.

[SEAN_EM2]

sorry sir, in THEIR billfold.

[Stockvx]

nobody, they say its in their billfold.

win! Oh god

[Fix.it.again.Tony]

i wass thinking this was told before, who the fuck says there money is in there "billfold" now days, hahaha.

nobody, they say its in THEIR billfold.


I'd sig it if it wasn't my own doing lol

[SlowLS]

damn eddie, next time just give the guy monopoly money since he cant thell the difference, lol

[Stockvx]

I'd sig it if it wasn't my own doing lol

lol, allow me!

[Nedaaaah]

damn eddie, next time just give the guy monopoly money since he cant tell the difference, lol

since the fucking spelling and grammar fairy is here i thought id piss in your cheerios.

[crx88]

wow, that "manager" should just suicide!! fucking dumbass! lmao

[rudsone]

lol taco bell is full of fail

[ripps520]

since the fucking spelling and grammar fairy is here i thought id piss in your cheerios.
thats more of a typo then a grammar error

[Stockvx]

this thread is killin me with hilarity.

[g2integy]

Has anyone tried the shrimp taco's ? When I saw that avertised I wanted to puke .

[ripps520]

Has anyone tried the shrimp taco's ? When I saw that avertised I wanted to puke .
ya shrip at taco bell no thanks:barf:

[Stockvx]

ya shrip at taco bell no thanks:barf:

Shrimp*

[Nedaaaah]

thats more of a typo then a grammar error

a typo is a grammar issue smart guy. get off the nuts

[ripps520]

a typo is a grammar issue smart guy. get off the nuts
ok ok spelling not grammar
but who really cares

[Pendulum]

The manager at Rubios didn't take my $20 a fwe wks ago because she thought it was fake. Her reasoning was that the head was too small.

I felt like asking if she had only been in the US since big faces were out...

[Nedaaaah]

ok ok spelling not grammar
but who really cares

obviously i do.

[ripps520]

obviously i do.
ya me too. he he

[crxhfb16]

I hope you aren't claiming this actually happened to you..

http://www.snopes.com/business/money/tacobell.asp

http://nlcast.com/2007/09/two-dollar-bill-causes-chaos-at-taco-bell/

http://www.cointalk.com/t14427/

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2216970440&topic=1682

good stuff man lol

[Boppers]

nobody, they say its in THEIR billfold.

*it's

[teemfedx]

2 dollar bills shouldnt be legal tender, except in strip clubs...its double the 1$ bills that i usually throw.

[SEAN_EM2]

*it's

BURN.! :smokin:

[accordmuff]

cool story dood yeah seriously i would of knocked over some of there signs an the stupid coin spindle thingy to win free food theres a reason why they are there stupid people i swear nuff said cool ya got some free food outta it


Semper Fi do or die

[ICD]

some people should just find other jobs. pissed me of for a while.

not trying to be racist but the dude was mexican

well OP never claimed this happened to him so he's in the clear lol

but you almost hit Copypasta status.

???????

[Medina]

^^^ FUCK he beat me on the caddy now on this lol

well OP never claimed this happened to him so he's in the clear lol

but you almost hit Copypasta status.

not trying to be racist but the dude was mexican

pretty obvious he tried to pass it as he did. fuck that prick

[Fix.it.again.Tony]

*it's

yea I noticed that i missed the apostrophe :drunk2:

[Fix.it.again.Tony]

???????

the Original Poster never claimed that this story actually happened to him so he isn't lying about anything. Therefore still cool in my book lol.

[ripps520]

he never said it in his original post, but, the op was the guy icd pointed out. ^^

[brandon]

the Original Poster never claimed that this story actually happened to him so he isn't lying about anything. Therefore still cool in my book lol.
he did though

[brandon]

some people should just find other jobs. pissed me of for a while.

not trying to be racist but the dude was mexican
your kinda weird how u lied. i mean posting the story was funny but then u kept on with it.:poke:


/ thread

[Fix.it.again.Tony]

he did though


you're right, i shoulda paid more attention..

[SED]

lol..... i think it's more funny then anything, only because of the end. :)

[civic_ls_vtec]

the Original Poster never claimed that this story actually happened to him so he isn't lying about anything. Therefore still cool in my book lol.

tru that i never did

[alx]

queer as a $2 bill

:lmao:

[PandaBear]

LMAO!
we should all meet at that taco bell and pay with 2 dollars bills lol



do it :lama:

[Gothpanda]

DUDE, fucking epic! I wonder how bad they would rage at a 50 cent piece or a dollar coin.

[ICD]

tru that i never did

evidence owns you. :this-guy_2:

[DOHCTUNER]

DUDE, fucking epic! I wonder how bad they would rage at a 50 cent piece or a dollar coin.


do it....

[parahelium]

well... using $2 bill might end up in jail. True story. http://www.johnlanning.com/MoD/Two_Bucks_Story.html

[HondaFreak]

tru that i never did

Not to be a dick, but why did you say he was Mexican then? By only reading that, I never read that they were Mexican. You said, "not to be racist but he was mexican."