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mdizzle
05-17-2012, 02:55 PM
I decided to exercise the lude today and drove it to ACE hardware. I parked under a tree so that my car wouldn't be a billion degrees when I returned. Sure enough a bird took a dump on my hood. No big deal, this happens all the time. My car was freshly waxed, and I figured it would just wipe off. Wrong. I got home and tried to wipe it off with a damp paper towel. This bird poop was nothing like any other bird poop I have ever seen. It was all greasy and left a bright red mark where the poop had been. WTF?! I had to go 2 rounds with Meguiar's cleaner wax and polish before I removed the color. There is still a slight etching around where the poop was even after I polished it. The poop was only on there for about an hour total.

My questions are: Has this happened to anybody else? How did you go about removing it? Was this red poop from a bird or something corrosive from the tree?

JDMCRXSIR
05-18-2012, 04:08 AM
Cool story bro... And haven't heard of anything like that..

H22apower
05-18-2012, 04:36 AM
Try a wax cutter then, clean and buff to a polish. Treat it as a hard water spot.......haaa stubborn spots!!!

Dead Bird
05-19-2012, 12:59 PM
Need some mofuggin pitchers

Nachooooosupreme
05-21-2012, 07:30 PM
This bird had colon cancer bro :(

EM1 jooowizzzle
05-21-2012, 08:21 PM
hook me up with some druuggss brooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

robinsonbarba
05-25-2012, 12:33 AM
Try the clay bar!!