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Dsquared Upholstery
05-30-2012, 07:13 AM
I just took over a group fitness class in Scottsdale.Everything is going pretty excepts, it's filled with young single hot women and cougars. I know most of you like dudes so it's probably not appealing for you to come.

I prefer to train men obviously, what do you think I can do to reach guys? Im not trying to run off the existing class but maybe add some diversity. We had 25 girls last night there.

thanks for the advice in advance

die in a dick fire noob
05-30-2012, 08:44 AM
sounds like you like dudes, stop projecting.

kerosinek
05-30-2012, 08:55 AM
Print of flyers with boobs on them. Sex sells!

Dsquared Upholstery
05-30-2012, 08:55 AM
Married with kids

Dsquared Upholstery
05-30-2012, 08:56 AM
Print of flyers with boobs on them. Sex sells!
lol damn good idea

1badLst
05-30-2012, 09:28 AM
Invite any of the guys from AZHT to your class. Instant pussy repellant

Spec C
05-30-2012, 10:44 AM
^ hahaha

I wouldn't worry about getting dudes in there. I personally don't see a lot of guys doing one of those group fitness classes. Just enjoy the eye candy, and if you wanna train some people in real weight lifting, then seek out some guys.

Do they give you shit to teach or is it all up to you?

Dsquared Upholstery
05-30-2012, 10:50 AM
I pretty much run them through whaterever I want. The big thing is to get them into one on one training where the real money is made.

Spec C
05-30-2012, 10:50 AM
So what sort of stuff do you have them doing? like using those steps, and shit?

Nachooooosupreme
05-30-2012, 10:51 AM
Enjoy the scenery cuz being married loses its fun IMO.

Dsquared Upholstery
05-30-2012, 10:53 AM
My wife is pretty hot, not bored yet but I sure do like the scenery.

Dsquared Upholstery
05-30-2012, 10:55 AM
So what sort of stuff do you have them doing? like using those steps, and shit?

Yeah, lots of bodyweight exercises. Squats, lunges, jumping jacks (yeeah buddy), pushups running, situps, etc etc

die in a dick fire noob
05-30-2012, 10:59 AM
lol dsquared i know you are married with kids, i just thought it was funny that you called people here gay but at the same time want DUDES for your classes... guys aren't into group training like that, i just get the image of like a spin class or step aerobics you know

Dsquared Upholstery
05-30-2012, 11:05 AM
haha yeah. It did sound a little homo erotic. It's a good option for the typical "how do I lose weight, hellp!!" type crowd. It's more of a football practice than anything else. Lots of high intensity type work.

The cool part is it's way cheaper than hiring me for a one on one. It's only 59 a month plus I dont charge much for meal plans

king06
05-30-2012, 12:05 PM
Pic of said class?

jakellama123
05-30-2012, 12:13 PM
guys work. girls do yoga, tan, work out, walk the stupid dog, etc.
at my work its 70% milfs, 20% children and old people and 10% men lol

Dsquared Upholstery
05-30-2012, 12:41 PM
Pic of said class?

Not on me. There is one that looks EXACTLY like Kim Kardashian but in better shape. Of course, there's a few fat nasty's (being honest)

It's only 15 to come for a class so you can see for yourself.

bmxican
05-30-2012, 11:06 PM
can I just screw around in the background, normally what I do when I pick my cardio machine. Use stair master thats way in th e back and just stare them booties down!

die in a dick fire noob
05-30-2012, 11:13 PM
lol creepers this whole site i swear... (and yes this post is saving face) :{

8genPr1nc3ss
05-30-2012, 11:26 PM
lol creepers this whole site i swear... (and yes this post is saving face) :{
Seriously guys? Seriously?

bmxican
05-30-2012, 11:47 PM
its called being single and having a wiener, girls are just as bad if not worst. Heck how the heck do you sleep with a guy just after one date!

Dsquared Upholstery
05-31-2012, 09:00 AM
its called being single and having a wiener, girls are just as bad if not worst. Heck how the heck do you sleep with a guy just after one date!


Yes, if you pay you can watch the booties jiggle in the back ground. Funny thing is, he's actually right. Girls are just like dudes with the when it comes to that.

il0v3mys5
05-31-2012, 09:11 AM
Every half a second there are 100,000 women who are NOT satisfied. I say this is full of win. What are the cross streets?

Dsquared Upholstery
05-31-2012, 10:14 AM
Scottsdale and mcdowell. Yeah, they stare like hungry animals... you'll see. HMU at 480-206-4385 if you're serious

Dsquared Upholstery
05-31-2012, 11:27 AM
classaz.com

bmxican
05-31-2012, 05:24 PM
which seem to be the best days man. lol!!I aint scared to try new things!

Dsquared Upholstery
05-31-2012, 06:07 PM
I'm only doing Tuesday nights for now. I may add on a weekend day if things get crazy.


No flaking, show up lol!

bmxican
05-31-2012, 06:28 PM
I will let you know for sure when. What time? I work nights so thats kinda tough thats why I asked.

Dsquared Upholstery
05-31-2012, 06:29 PM
6-7

bmxican
05-31-2012, 06:32 PM
I start work around 7. Actually going to take off now and then hop onto the computer at work and do nothing lol!

Dsquared Upholstery
05-31-2012, 09:15 PM
It's Tuesday. You work same times that day?

91Crx-SiR
05-31-2012, 09:22 PM
Still waiting on pics of said cougars and hot girls

Dsquared Upholstery
05-31-2012, 09:29 PM
I posted the website up.

Don't fap to the pictures

91Crx-SiR
05-31-2012, 09:38 PM
seen the pics.. couldn't even get a chub.

I call bullshit

rotneg
05-31-2012, 10:04 PM
from personal experience the most successful trainers that I have seen start by one: looking great, if you look like you know how to work out then you probably do. appearance sells more than what you say. two: be approachable when someone has an odd question answer it with pleasure, if people are asking you for advice you appear to know what your talking about. three: use multiple gyms, train all over the place do not stay in one place. four: advertise, it is important for people to know what you do, why you do it, and when your available. posters and business cards show that your professional and there to take care of business. five: offer to people that you already train discounts for referrals. start out on the cheaper side and raise your rates as business starts to boom. best of luck.

Dsquared Upholstery
06-01-2012, 07:33 AM
thanks rotneg

Dsquared Upholstery
06-01-2012, 09:48 AM
seen the pics.. couldn't even get a chub.

I call bullshit

It's cool. You're probably fat and couldn't get laid anyways. ; )

Dsquared Upholstery
06-01-2012, 11:26 AM
Class Monday evening as well. Maybe I'll snap a few photos for the fap fap fappers.

Dsquared Upholstery
06-04-2012, 10:15 PM
No guys again today. At this point it would probably be a little akward to be the only guy in there.

bmxican
06-04-2012, 10:57 PM
broski I got work!! I work nights yo!!!

1badLst
06-05-2012, 09:59 AM
I'm gonna come to one of these classes and pull a "party boy" with some break-away pants.

On a real note, I don't know why all these fatty's on here that always bitch about getting in shape don't train with you one on one or in your class.

HEY FATTIES!!!!! GET OFF THE FORUM AND GO TRAIN!!!! THAT GOES FOR YOU SKINNY KIDS TOO

Dsquared Upholstery
06-05-2012, 10:21 AM
I'm gonna come to one of these classes and pull a "party boy" with some break-away pants.

On a real note, I don't know why all these fatty's on here that always bitch about getting in shape don't train with you one on one or in your class.

HEY FATTIES!!!!! GET OFF THE FORUM AND GO TRAIN!!!! THAT GOES FOR YOU SKINNY KIDS TOO

Yeah, I thought the same thing. It's simple really. It's easier to complain then to actually change your situation.

I would buy you dinner if you come in, party boy and then run out... swear that would be the funniest thing ever

Nachooooosupreme
06-05-2012, 10:33 AM
It's cool. You're probably fat and couldn't get laid anyways. ; )

This made my morning bagahaha

1badLst
06-05-2012, 10:34 AM
What gym is this at again? That way I know what gym Im going to be banned from for life

Dsquared Upholstery
06-05-2012, 01:03 PM
Class fitness. It's a small studio so you're fine

Spec C
06-05-2012, 01:05 PM
I am just going to sit in the back and eat pop-tarts.

1badLst
06-05-2012, 01:24 PM
Im gonna pull a ron burgundy and just do curls in the back loudly the entire class.

Dsquared Upholstery
06-05-2012, 01:25 PM
I did something similar yesterday. I sat there for 45 minutes, finger in belly button eating donuts and made them do jumping jacks. Nothing but jumping jacks for the whole session

bmxican
06-05-2012, 08:55 PM
why copying my swag y'all!!! I just want to get enough to break a sweat chill in the back and see booty bouncing and wait for Dsquare to give me the 10 min warning and hit hard so they see what I'm made of.

Dsquared Upholstery
06-05-2012, 09:53 PM
you're best bet it to train on on one with me. you'll actually get results

bmxican
06-05-2012, 10:11 PM
I don't like oscar meyer wieners man.

Dsquared Upholstery
06-05-2012, 11:06 PM
Yes because training with a guy makes you gay.

Thanks for reminding me that I'm on azht where guys think being around a girl automatically gets them laid and being around a dude makes you gay.

bmxican
06-05-2012, 11:11 PM
Yes because training with a guy makes you gay.

Thanks for reminding me that I'm on azht where guys think being around a girl automatically gets them laid and being around a dude makes you gay.

just messing around bro. I haven't had a training partner in over 2 years now. learned to just train by myself and go say fuck it on the heavy weight lol!!! but again I'm still interested in a class just gotta work with my schedule!

Dsquared Upholstery
06-05-2012, 11:20 PM
just messing around bro. I haven't had a training partner in over 2 years now. learned to just train by myself and go say fuck it on the heavy weight lol!!! but again I'm still interested in a class just gotta work with my schedule!

I know. You're just like me. Im very sarcastic but I'm not serious

bmxican
06-06-2012, 12:34 AM
Will meet you soon enough BRAH!!! can you spot me on my ab crunches though.

Dsquared Upholstery
06-06-2012, 09:04 PM
Lol. Abs are made in the kitchen

bmxican
07-12-2012, 10:06 PM
any saturday classes yet broski?

krazyblurtz
07-27-2012, 11:13 AM
Print of flyers with boobs on them. Sex sells!

Bicep flyer
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj6s1uZ7az1qzbh1wo1_400.jpg

Dsquared Upholstery
07-27-2012, 01:36 PM
lol