Penguins

[Rufus]

I keep reading Stealth Si's "precision" thread title and at a glance it looks like "penguins". So since it's bugging me, I figured I'd make a thread about Penguins to alleviate my stress. Now, regular Penguins don't bother me, but whats up with THIS one?! He looks like that bad Gremlin!

http://fairmanstudios.com/penguins/Rockhopper.jpg

http://www.se-community.com/snapshots/gremlin.jpg

Which reminds me, do any of you remember that smart Gremlin who sang "New York, New York"? I liked that guy.

[Chiodos]

Lol

[Stealthy]

LOL... Holy shit dude, you are tooo funny.... hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Rufus]

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.lazydork.com/movies/gremlins2.jpg

Someone find me the Super Genius Gremlin. Remember when he did that interview and shot that other Penguin looking Gremlin?

[RhdRicheeee]

Yaaaaaaa


I'm glad you made this thread cuzz I haven't found my answer to this


Wasn't there a penguin movie that was like a documentary ( not a cartoon ) that was in theaters in the past 11 months?


I looked @ blockbuster movie and all I could find was a rated R penguin movie with them dressed up in leather and equipped with whips and chains!

WtFFFFFFFFF?

So was there?

Thanks

[Rufus]

YA it was called March of the Penguins


Good post Richee, I'm proud of you. Way to be a team playa

[Chiodos]

richeee i remember that movie also but havent heard ANYTHING lately about it!

[HEADSHOT]

then there was the farce of the penguins..... terrible. actually fell asleep during it. if you wanna laugh just watch the trailer and that is all that you need

[Chiodos]

is this him rufus????

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r311/94HBpunto/gremlins-groupshot.jpg

[Chiodos]

I Win

[Rufus]

YES! I love that guy. I wish he woulda been like, my uncle or something growing up. He'd be like "Dallis, come take a look at this thermonuclear cheese pizza I've baked. Have a bite"

[Chiodos]

YES! I love that guy. I wish he woulda been like, my uncle or something growing up. He'd be like "Dallis, come take a look at this thermonuclear cheese pizza I've baked. Have a bite"

aaahaha thats good shiz right hurrr

[RhdRicheeee]

YA it was called March of the Penguins


Good post Richee, I'm proud of you. Way to be a team playa

Thanks homie

I appreciate it


I can rent it now!

[Rufus]

Someone find a pic of that girl gremlin. She was in love with that David guy.

Oh and BTW there IS a such thing as a BAD penguin. Have a look at this one in a guerilla suit:

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j274/smazzles/Evil-Penguin_guerilla.jpg

[Chiodos]

I WIN AGAIN


http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r311/94HBpunto/gremlins.jpg

[Rufus]

Damn man, you're good with Photobucket I see.

[sssmokin05si]

This penguin jacked my fuckin car!!!!!!! Got a snapshot before he pulled away

http://flatout.main.jp/YORDRUN/GALLERY/FUNNY_PHOTO/PENGUIN.jpg

[sssmokin05si]

http://www.rit.edu/~smn1104/409/midterm/penguin.jpg

Its too damn hot for a penguin like you to just be wallllllkkin around!!

http://img.adamsandler.jt.org/movies/billy_madison/billylook.jpg

[Chiodos]

i like this thread......... it makes me laugh

[HEADSHOT]

http://fairmanstudios.com/penguins/Rockhopper.jpg



the san francisco penguin?

[Rufus]

the san francisco penguin?

Hey no need for name calling in here, we're civilized d00d.

[HEADSHOT]

Hey no need for name calling in here, we're civilized d00d.

ok fine. the metrosexual penguin? the penguin that thinks bleached tips are still in style?

[Tweeder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kNmajowpFM

Pengiuns are the fuckin shit!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rufus]

I got a picture of this guy on my last trip to Reno. I laughed... and then saw him do a Double Diamond Black run.

http://i10.tinypic.com/47vqdr8.jpg

[Rufus]

This penguin jacked my fuckin car!!!!!!! Got a snapshot before he pulled away

http://flatout.main.jp/YORDRUN/GALLERY/FUNNY_PHOTO/PENGUIN.jpg

SK2 photo for the win! Damn man, at least he buckled up.

[ODDITY]

This Made Me Smile On A Stressfull Day. Thanks Rufus

[Rufus]

ok fine. the metrosexual penguin? the penguin that thinks bleached tips are still in style?

I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a penguin on a sandwich

http://www.mikedidonato.com/wp-content/penguin3.jpg

[Neebs]

ROFL..I haven't seen Gremlin in ages.

[Rufus]

Lets all pitch in and gets this. We'll take turns keeping it at our homes.

http://cgi.liveauctions.ebay.com/1305-AN-EXTREMELY-RARE-FOSSIL-PENGUIN_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ28295QQitemZ120 084585120QQrdZ1

[Chiodos]

Lets all pitch in and gets this. We'll take turns keeping it at our homes.

http://cgi.liveauctions.ebay.com/1305-AN-EXTREMELY-RARE-FOSSIL-PENGUIN_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ28295QQitemZ120 084585120QQrdZ1

im down haha

[ODDITY]

Lets all pitch in and gets this. We'll take turns keeping it at our homes.

http://cgi.liveauctions.ebay.com/1305-AN-EXTREMELY-RARE-FOSSIL-PENGUIN_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ28295QQitemZ120 084585120QQrdZ1

I WILL PITCH IN $20.

[Rufus]

I'll put in $50 since I'm organizing it. So we're up to $90. Only $5k to go.

[ODDITY]

I Guess We Could Do A Car Wash To Raise The Funds We All Could Dress In Penguin Suites

[Chiodos]

I'll put in $50 since I'm organizing it. So we're up to $90. Only $5k to go.

If just half of AZHT members contributed we all would only have to pitch in like 3-4 bucks.... come on peeps....

[Chiodos]

I Guess We Could Do A Car Wash To Raise The Funds We All Could Dress In Penguin Suites

im down... i have a sweet penguin speedo.......

[Rufus]

Lets all dress up in penguin suits and go stand in front of some random business with an even more random cause.

For example lets go stand in front of In-N-Out and protest against the slaughtering of baby seals. Then we'll all go in there for lunch.

[Chiodos]

haha that just reminds me idk if anyone has seen that pic of a guy holding a sign that says "ninjas killed my family, need money for karate lessons" but anyway i dressed up as a bum and stood off power rd off ramp and the 60 with that sign and made like 50 bucks in 1/2 an hour then got to hot and went home..... it was tight.. i'll see if i can find the pic of me

[Rufus]

Wow really? We should have a "bum" contest and see who can score the most cash

[Chiodos]

Wow really? We should have a "bum" contest and see who can score the most cash

ya for reals!! my bro tried but all he got was half a sandwiche...... most cars just laghed at me...lets do something...

[sssmokin05si]

haha that just reminds me idk if anyone has seen that pic of a guy holding a sign that says "ninjas killed my family, need money for karate lessons" but anyway i dressed up as a bum and stood off power rd off ramp and the 60 with that sign and made like 50 bucks in 1/2 an hour then got to hot and went home..... it was tight.. i'll see if i can find the pic of me

HAHA! My friend from work said she saw a guy doing that ninja one in Seattle....and she said there was one holding a mug with a sign, "forget the bullshit, help me fill my beer mug".

[Chiodos]

back to the penguins....



http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r311/94HBpunto/icebear.jpg

[Rufus]

Saw that one but couldn't get it to open dammit

[Chiodos]

i like this guy.....

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r311/94HBpunto/image.jpg

[sssmokin05si]

back to the penguins....



http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r311/94HBpunto/icebear.jpg

FO SHEEEEZZZYYYY!!!!

http://www.nordinho.net/vbull/gallery/files/4/3/8/1/batzmarubad_thumb.jpg

[sssmokin05si]

get wasted!

http://www.neonsign.com/eng_neonsigns/images/budpenguin.jpg


http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b230/squeekychimp/penguin_norms.jpg

[Rufus]

I just at the 4 Alarm Sandwich from Wendys. I may shit a penguin in an hour.

[Chiodos]

lol

[Rufus]

eh it only took 15 minutes. Impressive. It had a beak even.

[Chiodos]

wow that is impressive!!

[Rufus]

Penguin Poo: An FYI

http://www.meyer-rochow.com/penguinqa.htm

Another useful piece of information shared by the expedition
biologists was how the color of the guano determines how the penguins
are faring. Pink-brown (as seen in the picture) means that the
penguins are eating plenty of krill, which is usually abundant and
easy to catch. If the guano is white, it means the penguins are eating
fish, which is considerably harder to catch than krill, and therefore
is energetically more expensive to eat. Finally, if the guano is
green, the penguins are eating algae. This is usually the sign of a
bad year for the penguins."

[Chiodos]

Finally, if the guano is
green, the penguins are eating algae. This is usually the sign of a
bad year for the penguins."

or green means they are the lazy ones :blunt:

[ILIKETODRIVE]

http://sprizee.typepad.com/randomness/images/gremlinsinthebar.jpg

[Rufus]

I've seen what penguins go through. It's ALWAYS a "bad year". lol

[HEADSHOT]

we cant forget about puffins!

[90civicsi]

Lets all pitch in and gets this. We'll take turns keeping it at our homes.

http://cgi.liveauctions.ebay.com/1305-AN-EXTREMELY-RARE-FOSSIL-PENGUIN_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ28295QQitemZ120 084585120QQrdZ1



even beter:
http://cgi.ebay.com/NORPRO-S-S-PENGUIN-THE-COCKTAIL-SHAKER-24oz-NIB_W0QQitemZ220093903921QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNa meZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[90civicsi]

who ever said thay cant fly? fly fly away!!!
http://www.salon.com/tech/feature/1999/07/01/penguin/penguin.gif

[Rufus]

Oh I like that shaker

[Chiodos]

Oh I like that shaker

x2 that is pretty pimpin.... and cheaper....:p

[xswingkidx]

What about penguin tattoos?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v727/xswingkidx/IM000176.jpg

Oh, and my wife found this when we were in Seattle...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v727/xswingkidx/IM000131.jpg

[Chiodos]

nice what are those tats for? best friends kinda thing?

[xswingkidx]

nice what are those tats for? best friends kinda thing?

Thanks. That is the day we got married. The penguin thing is kind of an inside joke between her and I.

[Chiodos]

Thanks. That is the day we got married. The penguin thing is kind of an inside joke between her and I.

oh ya i remember you posted that you were gettin married! cool man!:blunt:

[Evil Empire]

Rufus, you're losin' it...the senility is kicking in.

[Rufus]

You will blink and be 27 d00d. Just wait.

[Evil Empire]

I'll probably be dead by then...or homeless and too out of it to care.

[Rufus]

lol and you will have gotten Herpies from humping a penguin.

[Stealthy]

Wow, this thread has just blown up, lol... Penguins FTMFW...

[Tigerbyte]

http://www.isc.tamu.edu/%7Elewing/linux/sit3-bwo-tran.1.gif
the only penguin you ever need

[Rufus]

Is that the Linux Penguin? lol

[Evil Empire]

lol and you will have gotten Herpies from humping a penguin.

True story...or suffocate happily in a sea of vagina stench.

[Tigerbyte]

Is that the Linux Penguin? lol

corse it is

[Chiodos]

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r311/94HBpunto/rogpen.gif

[Rufus]

HAWTNESS! Man I missed this thread like a baby ninja misses chow mein

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r311/94HBpunto/untitled.jpg

[Chiodos]

haha nice^^

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r311/94HBpunto/penguin.gif

[Rufus]

D00d you really like Penguins. Impressive

[VoodooXIII]

True story...or suffocate happily in a sea of vagina stench.

Hahahahaha- that comment definetly made my day. This thread is by far the BEST AZHT Lounge has ever encountered.

[blkmrkt]

Thanks. That is the day we got married. The penguin thing is kind of an inside joke between her and I.

me and my gf have a penguin fetish too! NOT SEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAhaha

[Chiodos]

me and my gf have a penguin fetish too! NOT SEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uh huh suuurre.:p

[blkmrkt]

ha!

[90civicsi]

hehe
http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/?tux.jpg

[Tweeder]

This thread is by far the BEST AZHT Lounge has ever encountered.

x2!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://shemesh.larc.nasa.gov/images/humor-penguins.gif

P.S. big ups to all those toothless white folks on ice

http://www.pittsburghpenguins.com/images/200607/5342.f.jpg

[Tigerbyte]

http://www.kuznetsov.uklinux.net/wallpaper/linux-2/linux-tux-born-2-frag.jpg

[Splashystrwbery]

i love penguins. i have penguin pajamas.
they r pink.
and a small stuffed penguin collection.

[Smoot]

what about the penguin that stole the Stanley Cup back in the day. Also sung that song on the plane. I also think it was a miller light commercial.

[taggart_lumpy]

...///...^...\\\...

[imm0rtal]

The only way to fr4g...with a penguin.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/imm0rt41/linuxUT.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/imm0rt41/linus.jpg

[Splashystrwbery]

lmaoooo

[Rufus]

I miss this damn thread

[boostedrex]

another thread brought back from the dead :)

[blkmrkt]

your in reno rufies who cares

[sicboy]

the penguin from billy madison is tight
find a pic qwik
chilly willy was off the hook too

[tfizzle]

what about happy feet!? sorry didnt read thru thread....but they got a gang of mexican penguins in it!

Big penguin VS mexican penguins(it also looks like they are going for the classic "essay" look bangs in front shaved head)

[Mafioso]

Spotted these naggers tryin to plot and make an escapez.

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/surf-s-up-0.jpg

Here is themz practicin they'z escape planz..

http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/brown/archives/SurfsUpSmall.jpg
http://media.movieweb.com/news/06.2007/surfsup_01.jpg
http://www.filmfestivaltoday.com/uploadedimages/still_surfsup.jpg

[Splashystrwbery]

my pjs are pink with penguins on them..

my favorite.


and the penguin from the comic book batman.. d shiz nit lol


http://www.twomorrows.com/comicbookartist/media/03moldoff.gif

[Rufus]

your in reno rufies who cares

You do homo or you wouldn't IM me

[95_B18b1_Teg]

i saw that marc of the penguins movie on the discovery channel like 3 weeks ago
it was kinda interesting
sad when they spend DAYS with an egg and then drop it and it freezes or the birds get their bebes

[cLeAn_Ek9]

i saw that marc of the penguins movie on the discovery channel like 3 weeks ago
it was kinda interesting
sad when they spend DAYS with an egg and then drop it and it freezes or the birds get their bebes

x2

[GroceryStore_ninja]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/tux_xing.jpg

you computer guys should like this one

[Mafioso]

Amg Is Tux For Teh Linux Win!

[GroceryStore_ninja]

i like farce of the penguins

[lseg93]

penguins are gay http://static.userland.com/gems/jake/video/DailyShow040923GayPenguins.mov

[Slow_EJ1]

i love penguins. i have penguin pajamas.
they r pink.
and a small stuffed penguin collection.



my pjs are pink with penguins on them..

my favorite.





No1 cared when you said that 11 posts prior to that.

[AccrdR]

I have a friend from the gang 22nd st. and they call him penguin lol.

[Splashystrwbery]

No1 cared when you said that 11 posts prior to that.

woah dude!

i didnt know i had posted in this thread already... geeze

subtract 1 penguin mention in penguin thread..

*deleted*

happy?

[93silverprelude]

woah dude!

i didnt know i had posted in this thread already... geeze

subtract 1 penguin mention in penguin thread..

*deleted*

happy?

9 months later and you still have the same pajamas? Ew

[Mafioso]

I still have the same PJs from over 2 or 3, maybe even 4 years ago.

It's called washing them. SWEET IDEA.. :o)

[rex16]

I still have the same PJs from over 2 or 3, maybe even 4 years ago.

It's called washing them. SWEET IDEA.. :o)

lol x2! doh

[93silverprelude]

I still have the same PJs from over 2 or 3, maybe even 4 years ago.

It's called washing them. SWEET IDEA.. :o)

Good for you but I don't. I have pets and my pets tear mine or mine get stained with oil so I get new ones.

[Mafioso]

So then your situation must be the standard for everyone with PJ's. Thanks for clearing that up.

[Rufus]

Good for you but I don't. I have pets and my pets tear mine or mine get stained with oil so I get new ones.

I pictured animals coming out of the wild to rip your PJs and you doing an oil change in them. I loled.

[93silverprelude]

I pictured animals coming out of the wild to rip your PJs and you doing an oil change in them. I loled.

Oh my.... You are a strange one, but I already knew that lol

[Mafioso]

HEY! YOU DONT IGNORE ME WHEN I'M TALKING SHIT DAMNIT:pissed:

[93silverprelude]

HEY! YOU DONT IGNORE ME WHEN I'M TALKING SHIT DAMNIT:pissed:

You were talking shit?

[Mafioso]

I thought so but now I'm confused.