held up!

[DirtyEP3]

its pretty funny, check it.

i work down by a heavy meth area, and my job caters to the lower bracket of peeps. the parking lot of my work has no lights on it, but its off a busy street. i'm a big guy so i dont expect peeps to try and run up on me, but dont think im slipping, lol. as i was walking out of my work i see some dude checking my car, and as i got closer he ask is this ur car? i respond yea, he sez: man thats nice, i bet u got money?, i said nope, next thing he does is go for his waist, and pulls a gat out. he sez give me all ur money and the keys. so i start to reach in my pocket to give this guy the dollar i had in my pocket and the keys to my car. (this guy was defintly on some shit all shaking and what not.) as i pull out what i got i tell the guy to take it easy. and as i look up at the gun the barrel is bright orange. at that point i say "What the fuck do you think u are doing?" he sez: I'll shoot you, give my the keys!" at that point i said in my mind fuck it it's my chance to adminstir(sp) a real asswhooping, something i haven't done in a long time. i snatch the fake ass gun from his hand, and grab hold of his shirt, and start to hit him in the face with the plastic gun til it broke in my hand. it didnt do much to his face but the left hook i give him does, and makes his nose bleed. he start to squarm and pulls out of his white tee. and run, i am to big to be chasing after crack head fags so i let him go. pick up my keys, and dollar, go inside my store and wash crack head blood off my hands. dam meth heads crazy always going down in tucson.

[rushbuster70]

haha...nice man...your cars sick by the way

[DirtyEP3]

gracia's. i wish some one recorded this

[Nott_Sure]

damnn, nothing ever exciting here in scottsdale :( props on your part :thumbup:

[tegswin]

! NICE!
Mark one up for the GOOD GUYS.

Although what you did was way dangerous but if your attention to detail had you that confident... more power to you.

Glad to hear the guy didn't take your car man.
keep a close eye on that shit now though :/ if he remmebers what happened it'll be all keyed up or broken into next :/ park it in the street lights! close to the store!

[bmxican]

hahahaha ohh shit fucking DOC that is some funny shit!!! HE wanted your deck my nig!!! We wouldnt be able to watch any more videos anymore if the crack head had more time to fiddle with your whip!

[DirtyEP3]

! NICE!
Mark one up for the GOOD GUYS.

Although what you did was way dangerous but if your attention to detail had you that confident... more power to you.

Glad to hear the guy didn't take your car man.
keep a close eye on that shit now though :/ if he remmebers what happened it'll be all keyed up or broken into next :/ park it in the street lights! close to the store!

yea wasn';t the smartest thing i have done but i knew that shit was fake. i do park close to the store and i always complain about there being no light in the lot. but i watch my car all day long. thx. for the heads up.

[Rufus]

lol was it THIS gun?

http://www.gayetto.com/images/nes-gun.jpg

[DirtyEP3]

lol was it THIS gun?

http://www.gayetto.com/images/nes-gun.jpg

haha naw, if it was i would of kept it instead of repersenting on his face with it.

[DirtyEP3]

hahahaha ohh shit fucking DOC that is some funny shit!!! HE wanted your deck my nig!!! We wouldnt be able to watch any more videos anymore if the crack head had more time to fiddle with your whip!

yeah that shit has happend to my teg twice.

[Chiodos]

thats some shit right there! hell ya! good eye man!

[Rufus]

Please identify the weapon.

http://www.well.com/~ddigor/plastic/orange_X-44_gun.jpeg

http://www.docsmachine.com/orange.jpg

http://www.happcontrols.com/images/90/96030000.jpg

http://www.battlefieldsports.com/images/scorpion_orange.jpg

http://www.lisasolomon.com/images_design/check/orangegun_blue_t.jpg

http://www.mytoolstore.com/astro/759.jpg

[Smoot]

OWNED! cold blooded

[bmxican]

fuck man!! DOC fucking scared that crack head shitless!! I would not want to see DOC pissed off at me!

[Paper Boy]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA oh shit. ROFL. Thuggin ass doc whooped some ass.

[DirtyEP3]

dam rufus, it all happened so fast lol.

[Rufus]

dam rufus, it all happened so fast lol.

My money is on this one

http://www.mytoolstore.com/astro/759.jpg

[anti-ricer]

haha thats crazy and so tight!

[bmxican]

he look like this?

[bmxican]

you sure it wasnt a SHE?

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j119/cortezbrandi/crackhead.jpg




you sure that crackhead didnt put this sticker on your car?

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l225/mamacita515/crackhead.jpg

[DirtyEP3]

My money is on this one

http://www.mytoolstore.com/astro/759.jpg
that prbly it man IDK.
he look like this?

u got it lol

[Rufus]

http://i13.tinypic.com/33bpifb.jpg

[imm0rtal]

OWNED! cold bloodedLMFAO!

Where the hell do you work man? Same shit happened to me down by Pima West. Though I had time to get in the car, take off the club and hit the guy with it before he even knew what was going on lol

[bmxican]

look something like this doc?

[EPthree04]

fuck man! i would have loved to see this shit and just beat this mofo down! haha i got your back doc!!

[DirtyEP3]

oracle and roger.

[DirtyEP3]

http://i13.tinypic.com/33bpifb.jpg

pretty close just need to add the bloody nose

[Neebs]

haha

[imm0rtal]

oracle and roger.Shit, and to think I was going to transfer to the target there. I wouldn't last 5 minutes :(

[Rufus]

http://i5.tinypic.com/4bsy0wg.jpg

[Manga_Spawn]

Damn dude thats a sick car. What a dip shit!!!

[DirtyEP3]

http://i5.tinypic.com/4bsy0wg.jpg


perfect hahaha.

[DirtyEP3]

Damn dude thats a sick car. What a dip shit!!!

thanks man.

[-DIPSET-]

http://i5.tinypic.com/4bsy0wg.jpg

DAMN RUFUS.......this thread/pic made me squirt pepsi out my nose!!!!! EFFIN funny as hell.......as allways! :clap: :clap: :clap:

[teemfedx]

go inside my store and wash crack head blood off my hands.

my fav part

[F2D/JDM]

haha that shit is way too sunny. We got doc on tape telling us the story! LOL

[quickeR]

damn, guy tried to car jack me today too, but he had a real gun...

[Evil Empire]

DAMN RUFUS.......this thread/pic made me squirt pepsi out my nose!!!!! EFFIN funny as hell.......as allways! :clap: :clap: :clap:

hahaha same here, Robert Dow--I mean Rufus ftw

Damn man must've had some adrenaline running when you socked that bitch

[RhdRicheeee]

First off I'm glad your okay


:but:

Did the gat look like this?

If so I may know who it was

[DJ NeX]

That is fucking hilarious RUFUS!

[ARMS]

i want to say thank u for fucking a crackhead up im glad to see that every ounce in a while thieves get caught and knocked around

[DirtyEP3]

hahaha same here, Robert Dow--I mean Rufus ftw

Damn man must've had some adrenaline running when you socked that bitch

yeah was a little nevous at first, then it turned into anger.

First off I'm glad your okay


:but:

Did the gat look like this?

If so I may know who it was

naw it was a browning 9mm copy.

[Guerillah]

WHITE METH HEAD CRACKAS HATE BLACK PEOPLE. me and you doc, they just hatin on a brotha.

[Guerillah]

http://www.thegayblackjew.com/images/Tyrone_Biggums.jpg

did he look like that but white?

[honduh_head]

haha ^

[FUK JDM]

WHITE METH HEAD CRACKAS HATE BLACK PEOPLE. me and you doc, they just hatin on a brotha.

I was thinking the same thing! You guys need to stick togetha and becareful for the WHITE MAN! out there in tucson....

-Good shit Doc, Glad your okay. :clap:

[Evil Empire]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l33/atwater420/407cb05f.jpg

[Rufus]

^^ lol that kinda looks like me

[EK|B]

Damn Doc! That shit is crazy! Didn't know those losers were around that area.

[DirtyEP3]

they are all over tucson.

[Rufus]

Next time use my sure-fire way of scaring away crackheads: Offer him a job!

[bmxican]

post pics of the busted up gun!!!

[Rufus]

I think we should have an intervention with said crackhead.

[bmxican]

ya, we can have it at your crib rufus.

[Rufus]

In the famous words of Richeeeeeee

"No thank you"

[Nott_Sure]

rufus photochop = lol

[fivesfe]

rufus photochop = lol

x2 that shit made me laugh out loud, coworkers are lookn at me funny now

good job on the beat down doc

[DirtyEP3]

i dident have a camera to get a shot of the plastic, i'll try to remember to take a camera to work and snap a shot but i think they cleaned the lot already.
and i down with the intervention but i might have to be restrated for giving another ass whooping. lol the pic to make this post waqy better.

[Rufus]

Glad to be of service.

[LONESTAR]

God dam doc! Sounds like you barry donds his tweeker as man!

[boostedrex]

lol nice man

[KingDingaLing]

docs old bullshit story. called his bullshit