mutha fukkin scorpions in my mutha fukin comforter!

[HEADSHOT]

ive been stung by a scorpion...




discuss

[*inFamous*]

get probest pest control. haven't seen a scorpion since (house was infested when we moved in)

no contracts, only 35 bucks, will come back and spray again for free if you find pests after they spray that month

[Stealthy]

Are you gonna die? :(

[*inFamous*]

dibs on anything he has that is paid off and he owns!!

[Stealthy]

dibs on anything he has that is paid off and he owns!!

You have to share with me Ravi..

[*inFamous*]

well... u can have his blow up dolls and pornos, sound fair? i know those are paid off

[HEADSHOT]

dibs on anything he has that is paid off and he owns!!

nooo i cant die before i learn to assssemble motors!!!!!!!

[Zero]

he wont die as long as its taken care of real quick....lol jk he wont die....i had one at my old apartment and didnt get stung luckly but as long as you dont let it go like a bee sting, you will be fine

[HEADSHOT]

well... u can have his blow up dolls and pornos, sound fair? i know those are paid off

if only they were paid off

[Stealthy]

well... u can have his blow up dolls and pornos, sound fair? i know those are paid off
You're a good guy, no matter what Peter says about you...
if only they were paid off

Fuck it, they can try to collect from the dead guy while I"m beatin it on the other side of town..

[*inFamous*]

You're a good guy, no matter what Peter says about you...


Fuck it, they can try to collect from the dead guy while I"m beatin it on the other side of town..

werd.

[RhdRicheeee]

Pics?

[*inFamous*]

Pics?

of the scorp bite or the dolls?

[Zero]

of the scorp bite or the dolls?

lolz the dolls, of course hahahaha

[*inFamous*]

lolz the dolls, of course hahahaha

ugh silly me!

[DJ NeX]

both!

[dr@ke]

i got bitten twice by a scorpion the first bit was atrip :crazy: and the second was like a typical bee sting the doc said i was amuened?? or something like that :clap:

[jamn214]

Pics?

dood why do u want to see his blow up doll??? lol!!!

[HEADSHOT]

This one just stings realy bad. but man. since then ive taken pepto, benidryl(sp) and my fucking redline workout pills! man on my bike ride this morning i could have killed a freaking grizzly brear

[ek-juan]

get probest pest control. haven't seen a scorpion since (house was infested when we moved in)

no contracts, only 35 bucks, will come back and spray again for free if you find pests after they spray that month

GOT CONTACT INFO FOR THIS PEST CONTROL PEOPLE...I JUST FUCKIN GOT BIT BY SOME TYPE OF INSECT ON MY BACKYARD AND GOT PRETTY SWOLLEN BUT ANYWHO.... JUST WANT TO GET RID OF AS MANY INSECTS AS POSSIBLE.........SO I DONT HAVE TO WORRY AS MUCH WHEN MY KIDS PLAY OUTSIDE..........

THANKS...........

[DJ NeX]

PICS or BAN!

[b15chik]

i got bitten twice by a scorpion the first bit was atrip :crazy: and the second was like a typical bee sting the doc said i was amuened?? or something like that :clap:
immune, lol.
my dad got stung by a little baby. his whole right arm was numb and tingly for a week

[HEADSHOT]

immune, lol.
my dad got stung by a little baby. his whole right arm was numb and tingly for a week

the younger the scorpions are the more venom they have

[b15chik]

yep. those little bastards

[Chiodos]

dude i woke up to a scorpion sting on my arm and right under my chin fucken killed! 3am and im all wtf im gonna die haha shook my blanket out and found the fucker and demolished his ass

[HEADSHOT]

man i would so shoot one of those fuckers in the face!

[Splashystrwbery]

@ my moms house. its in the middle of the desert, so we've had snakes and all kinda of shit.

i stepped on a vinigarone, or a whip scorpion, and they r actually a part of the arachnid family.

http://museum.utep.edu/chih/NHCD/images/vinegaroon.jpg


well i was stung, because i stepped on it barefoot. ( it was dark, and it was in my bathroom)

and they r called "vinigeroon" because they make u feel like u have the taste of viniger in your mouth.

needless to say. i hate bugs.

and i was scared out of my fuckin mind.
1: it crunched
2: i didnt know what hapened
3: i looked down.. it looks like a mutha fuckin scorpion.
4: its a god dam bug.

they actually eat scorpions and other bugs.

but jesus..

fuck them!

[HEADSHOT]

@ my moms house. its in the middle of the desert, so we've had snakes and all kinda of shit.

i stepped on a vinigarone, or a whip scorpion, and they r actually a part of the arachnid family.

well i was stung, because i stepped on it barefoot. ( it was dark, and it was in my bathroom)

and they r called "vinigeroon" because they make u feel like u have the taste of viniger in your mouth.

needless to say. i hate bugs.

and i was scared out of my fuckin mind.
1: it crunched
2: i didnt know what hapened
3: i looked down.. it looks like a mutha fuckin scorpion.
4: its a god dam bug.

they actually eat scorpions and other bugs.

but jesus..

fuck them!




cocks back pistol

[HEADSHOT]

vinegaroon eh????

i like vinegar

[Splashystrwbery]

yuck

[Drew_FG2]

Omg my house is full of them. Last month I had a cup filled them them. Most of them are tiny but there are a few big ones from time to time...I had to go the bathroom in the middle of the night...sure shit one comes crawling under my door...Bashed that bastard with a hairspray bottle :). Dad got stung once...His whole hand puffed up like crazy...

[DJ NeX]

You should go to a pool store and pick up a chemical called "Diatomaceous Earth" or "D.E." for short. This is a fine white powder which you can put around your home. This powder has the affect of dehydrating the shit out of arthropods and gastropods.

[HEADSHOT]

You should go to a pool store and pick up a chemical called "Diatomaceous Earth" or "D.E." for short. This is a fine white powder which you can put around your home. This powder has the affect of dehydrating the shit out of arthropods and gastropods.

yeah, ive done that before. maybe time to lay some chemical land mines for those little fucks.

[*inFamous*]

or a cat. cats love scorpions :)

[taggart_lumpy]

vinigeroons are the shit.
encounter #1 i was taking off my exhaust and fucker was crawling on my arm = dead
encounter #2 i caught one put him in a half filled corona bottle took him out the next day and he was still alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

other strage pets we found at our house:
many many tarantulas and they are actually really nice, frogs, (we would try and make the tarantulas and frogs fight but it never worked), my roommate caught a gila monster brought it in the house and played with it for hours untill i got home and yelled at him to get it the fuck out because he didnt know what it was (damn foreigners), used to sit in our garage with the door open and the lights out with an open trash can and just wait for the javelinas, man i could go on for days with all the shit we found at our house......

btw this was out in cave creek

[eviilboy]

or a cat. cats love scorpions :)

Cats sometimes eat them.. sometimes they don't.

Most cats like playing with them more than anything.... and quite often don't actually kill them.

[SpitFireMS]

splashy, that is the grodiest thing i have ever seen-- i'm getting the shudders just from that pic

[DJ NeX]

HAHA! I love that avatar^^^^^

[HEADSHOT]

or a cat. cats love scorpions :)

not mine. worthless fucks

[jg-hatch]

I got stung by a scorpion on my right hand and the whole right side of my body went numb!!! I was 12 years old and my mom told me to quit crying and to "just shake it off":cry: :crazy:

[HEADSHOT]

I got stung by a scorpion on my right hand and the whole right side of my body went numb!!! I was 12 years old and my mom told me to quit crying and to "just shake it off":cry: :crazy:

two words..... nursing home!

[jg-hatch]

Yeah, I thought I was dead!

[imm0rtal]

vinigeroons are the shit.
encounter #1 i was taking off my exhaust and fucker was crawling on my arm = dead
encounter #2 i caught one put him in a half filled corona bottle took him out the next day and he was still alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

other strage pets we found at our house:
many many tarantulas and they are actually really nice, frogs, (we would try and make the tarantulas and frogs fight but it never worked), my roommate caught a gila monster brought it in the house and played with it for hours untill i got home and yelled at him to get it the fuck out because he didnt know what it was (damn foreigners), used to sit in our garage with the door open and the lights out with an open trash can and just wait for the javelinas, man i could go on for days with all the shit we found at our house......

btw this was out in cave creekrofl, we did the same thing as your second encounter, though it was more of the flaming spirits variety ;)

There was a Javelina in my garage the other night (someone left the door open again =/) sniffing my car. I guess not even Javelinas like the del Sols because that fucker ran like a bitch when I rolled up :thumbup:

[stillfading99]

snakes on a plane now scorpions in the mothafucking comforter!

[HEADSHOT]

snakes on a plane now scorpions in the mothafucking comforter!

i told my woman to listen to me if she wanted to live.....


she is now dead.

[Neebs]

Haven't encounter one yet. Living in the city ftw!

[usdm420]

man i'm glad i live in Northern AZ.
desert living FTL

[HEADSHOT]

if chuck norris even thinks about round housing a scorpion, the scorpion gladly takes his own life by stinging itself in the head.

[honduh_head]

cocks back pistol

*cowering behind this guy ^

[honduh_head]

vinigeroons are the shit.
encounter #1 i was taking off my exhaust and fucker was crawling on my arm = dead
encounter #2 i caught one put him in a half filled corona bottle took him out the next day and he was still alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

other strage pets we found at our house:
many many tarantulas and they are actually really nice, frogs, (we would try and make the tarantulas and frogs fight but it never worked), my roommate caught a gila monster brought it in the house and played with it for hours untill i got home and yelled at him to get it the fuck out because he didnt know what it was (damn foreigners), used to sit in our garage with the door open and the lights out with an open trash can and just wait for the javelinas, man i could go on for days with all the shit we found at our house......

btw this was out in cave creek

haha my cousins live out there...did you go to cactus shadows? if so did you know cody and tommy pinkerton?

[renegadez7o7]

man this thread has me lookin all around my feet and shit feel like shit is crawling all over me

[HEADSHOT]

yeah, i know im not gonna get any sleep for like 5 days

[*inFamous*]

Yo taylor, where are the pics.

PICS OR BAN!

[stillfading99]

this is madness..

[HEADSHOT]

pics of what? my swollen foot?

[Manga_Spawn]

Dude not long ago I had a scorpion fall on my head at 5am. I was sleeping and I felt something hit the back of my head and roll off. I was like WHF? did something fall of my wall. I open my eyes to see a big ass scorpion with its tail up and really pissed off that if fell from where ever it was. I slept downstairs the after that.

[HEADSHOT]

this is madness..

this.....is......my.....COMFORTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[*inFamous*]

pics of what? my swollen foot?

yes. yes your foot. and your prety face to:hithead:

[HEADSHOT]

yes. yes your foot. and your prety face to:hithead:

awe!!! i feel so loved...

the foot is not swollen... just smelly

[*inFamous*]

so is that a no on the pics?

[Splashystrwbery]

my grandma found a centapede in her bed when she living in camp verde.

and a millipede in her kitchen

[SiR Mikey]

Dude not long ago I had a scorpion fall on my head at 5am. I was sleeping and I felt something hit the back of my head and roll off. I was like WHF? did something fall of my wall. I open my eyes to see a big ass scorpion with its tail up and really pissed off that if fell from where ever it was. I slept downstairs the after that.

I was sitting in bed and just stripped and made my bed, and checked all my walls/ceiling.

I'm taking some sleeping pills now too otherwise I'll never fall asleep. I hate this thread:clap:

[Splashystrwbery]

lol i kno me too mike

[JdmNateGsr]

ive been stung by a scorpion...




discuss

was this possibly around 43rd and thnderbird? when i first moved here i loved thier and out place was madly infested
man i hate those fuckers (hairspray and a lighter)

[HEADSHOT]

so is that a no on the pics?

yeah dude no pics

[urquidezj]

so there is this myth, Mexican myth, so it might get really exaggerated. if one is allergic to an ant bite, i.e. your arm gets bitten, your arm falls asleep, get swollen, anything like that, this means a scorpion sting will be no more painful than a mosquito bite. and it goes vice-a-versa allergic to scorpions ants wont do shit. discuss... maybe even try it?? i have been bitten by many ants, it feels painful but not sleepy arms or anything like that. i'm afraid to have a scorpion sting me fuck that.

and that was the Mexican myth of the day.

[HEADSHOT]

so there is this myth, Mexican myth, so it might get really exaggerated. if one is allergic to an ant bite, i.e. your arm gets bitten, your arm falls asleep, get swollen, anything like that, this means a scorpion sting will be no more painful than a mosquito bite. and it goes vice-a-versa allergic to scorpions ants wont do shit. discuss... maybe even try it?? i have been bitten by many ants, it feels painful but not sleepy arms or anything like that. i'm afraid to have a scorpion sting me fuck that.

and that was the Mexican myth of the day.

i think they based that myth on the fact that the other way aound is usually true. scorpion. sting hurt! ants not so much.

[topnotch7gen]

Fuck scorpions! Ants as well. I hate insect and other creepy crawler guys............officially paranoid! thx

[HEADSHOT]

Fuck scorpions! Ants as well. I hate insect and other creepy crawler guys............officially paranoid! thx

well. scorpions are coming out of hibernation so you have been warned

[I Hate Import Cars]

I've been stung around 6 or 7 times in my life, and everytime it's less and less bad. You get immune to it real fast. Also, I live next to an orchard, so they're fucking EVERYWHERE! Cool trick; when you get stung, put kerosene or bleach on a cotton ball and hold it on the sting with an icepack over the whole thing for about 15-20 minutes. When you take it off, the cotton will be black with the poison it pulled out. You should now go get stung just to try it out!!

[HEADSHOT]

I've been stung around 6 or 7 times in my life, and everytime it's less and less bad. You get immune to it real fast. Also, I live next to an orchard, so they're fucking EVERYWHERE! Cool trick; when you get stung, put kerosene or bleach on a cotton ball and hold it on the sting with an icepack over the whole thing for about 15-20 minutes. When you take it off, the cotton will be black with the poison it pulled out. You should now go get stung just to try it out!!

cool

[Fox Vtec]

thanx alot! I tried it and now I have to have my hand amputated!

[HEADSHOT]

so you are not supposed to drink the black stuff on the cotton ball?

[urquidezj]

you know what I just thought of? a bad ass gangsta ass rap song with the title of this thread to it.

[eviilboy]

my grandma found a centapede in her bed when she living in camp verde.

and a millipede in her kitchen


centipedes... bad.

Millipedes.. cute little creatures. :)

[Splashystrwbery]

http://www.bighairyspiders.com/pix/sgrobusta1.jpg

http://www.funktifeye.com/plog/images/20070104024919_millipede.jpg

[Splashystrwbery]

" No Thankyou"

[eviilboy]

" No Thankyou"



haha.. but given the situation..

I'd rather have a millipede crawl on my arm than a centipede. :)

[Evil Empire]

@ my moms house. its in the middle of the desert, so we've had snakes and all kinda of shit.

i stepped on a vinigarone, or a whip scorpion, and they r actually a part of the arachnid family.

http://museum.utep.edu/chih/NHCD/images/vinegaroon.jpg


well i was stung, because i stepped on it barefoot. ( it was dark, and it was in my bathroom)

and they r called "vinigeroon" because they make u feel like u have the taste of viniger in your mouth.

needless to say. i hate bugs.

and i was scared out of my fuckin mind.
1: it crunched
2: i didnt know what hapened
3: i looked down.. it looks like a mutha fuckin scorpion.
4: its a god dam bug.

they actually eat scorpions and other bugs.

but jesus..

fuck them!

:( :barf: :barf: :barf: :ballin:

I hate the smell of vinegar worse than dead horse, diarrhea, and vomit put together. As for the taste, I haven't tasted dead horse or diarrhea but I'm sure it still tastes worse :barf: :barf:

[Splashystrwbery]

I dont like anything touching me.

moths. butterflies, lady bugs, ANYTHING with an exoskeleton, things that "buzz" whlie flying, has pinchers, has bunch of eyes, can move quickly, or can jump high/quickly i.e. grasshoppers (they r the devil!)
anything that crawls and has the hair/spike to do so on their limbs

things that bite, or make love to ur window (moths, mesquitos, bees)
things that crunch if u step on them.. or dont die when u step on them...

u get the idea.

[Evil Empire]

lol same here...except I don't mind those flying-ant-type-lookin' things that are everywhere during the summer. They're really small and not too hideous, and don't crunch when you kill them, lol.

I hate looking in the corner of a room and seeing a fatass bug or grasshopper

[Splashystrwbery]

dude. grass hoppers r the devil!

they always jump @ u! like! they wanna fight!

they spit that brown shit. and they jumper higher then i am tall!

and they fly
its like "is that a hummingbird?..... no.. its a muthafuckin grasshopper"

and he wants to fight

[Splashystrwbery]

http://tvindy.typepad.com/photos/pic_of_the_week/grasshopper.jpg

[imm0rtal]

Oh man, those grasshoppers suck! They fly up in swarms from the fields down in Benson at some point during the year and the fuckers are everywhere! Having to clean your radiator is no fun :(

[Evil Empire]

:barf:

I remember goin to a Safeway like 3 years ago in the summer during their little vacations in Phoenix...I swear, there was like 50 of them in the parking lot, you had to watch your step. Hell, I wouldn't mind killing one but I don't really wanna have grasshopper paste on my soles.

[Splashystrwbery]

if there was ever a plague of bugs..

i would just have to kill my self.

[Evil Empire]

lol you should be on FearFactor haha...I'm sure you'd have fun on the 2nd stunt.

[imm0rtal]

if there was ever a plague of bugs..

i would just have to kill my self.Something tells me you would lock yourself in your house and come up with the ultimate pesticide before you killed yourself :P

[Splashystrwbery]

lol you should be on FearFactor haha...I'm sure you'd have fun on the 2nd stunt.

idn dude..

money might out way fear.

i dotn like bugs near my ears..
gah!

[urquidezj]

splashy wit the f'n pictures making me all uncomfortable looking around for bugs. not cool!!

[Neebs]

Theres pest sprays that goes around your yard that keeps them out. They last about 2-3 months I think or maybe more. I don't remember.

Richee should show his spider bit. That ish was nastyy and pussey.

[babyrex22]

yea i used to stay out in buckeye area on some farm land
we saw the same shit
from hundreds of scorpions---turantules--rattle snakes--gila monsters--to a pack of 25 cyotes at are front door playin wit the dogs

[Splashystrwbery]

gila monsters r BAD NEWS

[RhdRicheeee]

Richee should show his spider bit. That ish was nastyy and pussey.

damn you remember that man.......damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

that was a bad experience

brown recluse! no thank you :devil:

[Relix]

ive been stung by a scorpion...




discuss I've been stung so many times I stopped counting...... Take a couple of asprin grind them up into a fine powder, then pour that powder into 1 table spoon of rubbing alcohol and rub that on the sting...


The first time was scarey i didn't know what to expect, but now I just take joy in knowing I smashed that little fucker that stung me...

[Splashystrwbery]

asprin into the wound??

* Wash the sting with mild soap and water

* Apply cool compresses.

* Acetaminophen (Tylenol) 1-2 tablets every 4 hours may be given to relieve pain. Avoid aspirin and ibuprofen (Advil, Motrin).

* Antibiotics are not helpful.

* Do not cut into the wound or apply suction.

[USDM.LOVE]

I get the yellow scorpions at my house. I heard those are the worst. Supposidly they live in the palm trees. If you guys want a trick on how to find them if you want to, take a uv bulb and go through your yard at night. They glow in the dark. Its what scientists use to catch them to make potions for the poison. Oh and you do get one you can put some strong alcohol on them and they will sting them selfs.

[HEADSHOT]

the yellow ones are not very poisonus. they are close to a bee sting.

[stillfading99]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1163920474-1162651677618.b.jpg

[Golden He@rt]

hahaha oh man

my first incident with them is i was sleeping at a buddys house. we got trashed that night. so im just laying down to pass the fuck out and i get bitten. i didnt feel a thing. (thank god for me being drunk) all i remember is getting a cup of water and getting dirt to make mud and slapping it all over the bite. and the sink and the floor etc. when you put the mud on the bite wait till it drys and when it dries it pulls all the venomn (spelling?) out of the bite.

scorpions+being drunk=no pain at all FTMFW!!!!

[HEADSHOT]

hahaha oh man

my first incident with them is i was sleeping at a buddys house. we got trashed that night. so im just laying down to pass the fuck out and i get bitten. i didnt feel a thing. (thank god for me being drunk) all i remember is getting a cup of water and getting dirt to make mud and slapping it all over the bite. and the sink and the floor etc. when you put the mud on the bite wait till it drys and when it dries it pulls all the venomn (spelling?) out of the bite.

scorpions+being drunk=no pain at all FTMFW!!!!

oh god... bitten by a scorpion....drunk..... and making mud pies!

nevern a dull moment trinton