Chiodos
05-11-2007, 10:05 AM
im bored and some of these were kinda funny.............
*Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
*Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
*My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
*If you was a tree I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
*You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light
switch away.
*Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
* I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
*Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
**save the best for last**
*Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
*Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
*Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
*My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
*If you was a tree I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
*You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light
switch away.
*Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
* I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
*Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
**save the best for last**
*Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up