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JDM_NITRO
05-11-2007, 11:11 AM
GROCERY STORE SURROUND SOUND
THE NEW SUPERMARKET NEAR MY HOUSE HAS AN AUTOMATIC WATER MISTER TO KEEP THE PRODUCE FRESH. jUST BEFORE IT GOES ON, YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF DISTANT THUNDER AND THE SMELL OF FRESH RAIN
WHEN YOUAPPROACH THE MILK CASES, YOU HEAR COWS MOOING AND SMELL THE SCENT OF FRESH HAY.
WHEN YOU APPROACH THE EGG CASE, YOU HEAR HENS CLUCK AND CACKLE AND THE AIR IS FILLED WITH THE PLEASING AROMA OF BACON AND EGGS FRYING.
THE VEGGIE DEPARTMENT FEATURES THE SMELL OF FRESH BUTTERED CORN.
I DON'T BUY TOILET PAPER THERE ANYMORE

Chiodos
05-11-2007, 11:12 AM
lol

DirtyEP3
05-11-2007, 11:13 AM
thats funny.

4g94 girl
05-11-2007, 11:15 AM
haha..LOL

Stealthy
05-11-2007, 11:15 AM
LOL... That is pretty fukkkin funny..

Zero
05-11-2007, 11:44 AM
lol good one