mah birfday

[Splashystrwbery]

so im gona be the big ONE EIGHT in and hour and 20 mins.

what should i do ?

porn? :bananaman:
get some panocha in my face?:tits:
find a hookah bar open @ midnight? (long shot):blunt:

[Honduhluv]

AWWW SHIT!!! happy b-day splashy

[RhdRicheeee]

happy bday!

who you spending it with?

[Splashystrwbery]

the lady @ castle botique if i dont get any better ideas

[Honduhluv]

Damn we've got a freak!!! jk that place is cool.

[RhdRicheeee]

Damn we've got a freak!!! jk that place is cool.

kenny heres your chance f00!!!


get em boy!

[Splashystrwbery]

kenny heres your chance f00!!!


get em boy!

not.
appriciated.

[JDMitation]

buy ciggies go to strip club buy porno (film porno) horray :clap:

[Honduhluv]

Hey shes at least legal but naw richee thats ok.

[SiR Mikey]

Hey shes at least legal but naw richee thats ok.

DAMN

Turned down by KeNNy!

[Splashystrwbery]

buy ciggies go to strip club buy porno (film porno) horray :clap:

i dont smoke...

[Splashystrwbery]

DAMN

Turned down by KeNNy!


lol..

[DeeDub]

Splashy, hook up kenny, he needs to get some



Happy bday

[RhdRicheeee]

Hey shes at least legal but naw richee thats ok.

pwneD



:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[soooofit]

go to the castle! haha

[RhdRicheeee]

not.
appriciated.

cmon you know im kidding ;)

[Splashystrwbery]

cmon you know im kidding ;)

eh. u know bout robin
thats y its not appriciated.

does anything change when u r legal?

[JDMitation]

i vote this thread hits 15 pages MINIMUM unless locked. :but:

[Splashystrwbery]

na, im guessing 3 pages.. of me posting how bored i am..

im having an awesome bday... NAWT

i did buy my self 3 piercings for my bday, so ill just play with them

[SiR Mikey]

na, im guessing 3 pages.. of me posting how bored i am..

im having an awesome bday... NAWT

i did buy my self 3 piercings for my bday, so ill just play with them

I'm having an awesome bday

Pause



NOT!

[RhdRicheeee]

eh. u know bout robin
thats y its not appriciated.


*robin* is my big homie

do I/you really think your gonna leave *robin* for K-fed .... cmon!

[RhdRicheeee]

i did buy my self 3 piercings for my bday, so ill just play with them

pics?

[Splashystrwbery]

k-fed..

llamo

[Splashystrwbery]

pics?

maybbeeeeeeeee

[YewllowDA]

happy bday....

[Honduhluv]

Splashy, hook up kenny, he needs to get some



Happy bday


Hook a brotha up my b-day is next month too the big two three!!

[rushbuster70]

happy bday...my 18th bday didnt mean anything different :0(

enjoy it though...

[Splashystrwbery]

i wish it was my big two one.....


then i could get drunk.... for like the first time...

[RHDDonnieee]

happy b day !

ps ..thx for the coffee today :)

[Splashystrwbery]

30 mins.... seriously u guys have no ideaS?

[Splashystrwbery]

heres my nose piercing

[crx88]

:clap: :clap: all i gotta say is Happy BirthDay.:clap: :clap: :thumbup: now show those :tits: jk. :tongue:

[Honduhluv]

Just go out crusin and enjoy your b-day.

[crx88]

cruisin at 12am? wtf

[Splashystrwbery]

Just go out crusin and enjoy your b-day.

as cool as i feel alone home @ my self, i would feel even cooler cruisin on a monday night by my self.

i could go for some mex food...
any one up for some ramirossssssss?

[YewllowDA]

hot...

[RhdRicheeee]

cruisin at 12am? wtf

no shit hahhhha

what the hell kenny

[taggart_lumpy]

splashy = attention whore
:)
18 means you can grow up now

[Splashystrwbery]

the bottom upper one is the new one

[Splashystrwbery]

splashy = attention whore
:)


me??


how?

im looking for ideas.. im bored

[Splashystrwbery]

splashy = attention whore
:)
18 means you can grow up now

how much more growing do i need to do?

i dont even live @ home.. and im not in high school...

[taggart_lumpy]

fixed

[Splashystrwbery]

last call

for horchata y tacos

im leaving

[Splashystrwbery]

so... i cant find my id now.


no panocha... :-(

[RhdRicheeee]

HAHHAAHHAHHAH damn your funny I swear

[YewllowDA]

that fucken sux.....license?

[DJ NeX]

yet another multi-page splashy thread.... :P

[SOHCsoldier]

Ramiros

[lexotic_sc300]

eat, sleep , wake up 18 and notice nothing is different

[FUK JDM]

uh why not gather up your friends and go to strip club? I think thats what the average 18year old does...

[Evil Empire]

^ :clap:

[taggart_lumpy]

Ok who the hell closed ramiros inside??????????

[FUK JDM]

Ok who the hell closed ramiros??????????

Hopefully the city!...please oh please let it be true!

[SiR Mikey]

Ok who the hell closed ramiros??????????

GOOD!

Maybe the FBI investigated them, and found out they charged other people for extra cheese too! My hard earned $.49!!

Mother fuckers:devil:

[Honduhluv]

I'll take ya out this weekend to celebrate your b-day lol.

[SiR Mikey]

I'll take ya out this weekend to celebrate your b-day lol.

w00t w00t

http://images.bimmerforums.com/smilies/alright.gif

[taggart_lumpy]

But I was hungry and I wanted to eat inside

[taggart_lumpy]

********************* kinda NWS below ***************************








happy b-day...... your first present of the night... enjoy

[Splashystrwbery]

omg.....

i look like complete and utter shit..


remove pic

[Bodykit]

i wish it was my big two one.....


then i could get drunk.... for like the first time...

Lol i know how that is, well not for the first time but legally, this part saturday was my big two one! happy birthday tho :)

[Zero]

i think i missed this lol happy belated birthday

[RhdRicheeee]

I can't believe you bought that COCKasaurus


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[dr@ke]

I can't believe you bought that COCKasaurus


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

damn richeee yo got one too!!!!!!!!!!haha
is that splashy in the pic or no?
oh yea happy burf-day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[honduh_head]

happy bday buddy...sorry i wasnt home last night to entertain you :(

[nolongervtec]

happy bday

[imm0rtal]

Being 18 is no different than 17. All you can do now legally that you couldn't before is buy cigarrettes, published porno (hello, internet), go to strip clubs, and that's about it. The real fun doesn't begin until you're 21, by far.

Happy birthday though :thumbup:

[tokyospeedpros]

i did buy my self 3 piercings for my bday, so ill just play with them

Pics?!

pics?

aha great minds think alike

I'll take ya out this weekend to celebrate your b-day lol.

DOOOOO IT! She's not available K-FED {OMG I just called him that} maybe she has a friend Kenny!

I can't believe you bought that COCKasaurus
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Is that the same one you bought Richeeee? Wasn't yours BLACK though?! bwahahhaa

j/k maybe

[tuybotom]

omg.....

i look like complete and utter shit..




x2

[RhdRicheeee]

damn richeee yo got one too!!!!!!!!!!haha

Dick


Is that the same one you bought Richeeee? Wasn't yours BLACK though?! bwahahhaa
j/k maybe

Dick





Ahahahahahaahahahahaha



http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/richeeee/Lips.gif

[tegmister]

ya, 18 is nothing really, i went to the strip club the minute i did lol, me and my friend went for shits and giggles. im 1 grade ahead, which makes me a year younger so all of my friends have already been to the strip clubs and back before i even went. but GOING TO MEXICO WHEN YOUR 18 IS THE SHITTTTTTTT.

[SpitFireMS]

happy birthday. playing with piercings is a good way to spend any day, birthday or not ;)

[Paper Boy]

Happy bday splashy. Go to the titty club!

[Splashystrwbery]

happy bday buddy...sorry i wasnt home last night to entertain you :(

yeah.. seriously

I can't believe you bought that COCKasaurus


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i didnt buy it!!!!

i just posed with it


ya, 18 is nothing really, i went to the strip club the minute i did lol, me and my friend went for shits and giggles. im 1 grade ahead, which makes me a year younger so all of my friends have already been to the strip clubs and back before i even went. but GOING TO MEXICO WHEN YOUR 18 IS THE SHITTTTTTTT.


ive never been to mexico

happy birthday. playing with piercings is a good way to spend any day, birthday or not


DUHHH!!!!!

tuybotom
Quote:
Originally Posted by Splashystrwbery View Post
omg.....

i look like complete and utter shit..

x2

[Rufus]

I was at Facinations AND Castle Boutique last night...

[Splashystrwbery]

lol!

facinations isnt open 24/7

[Rufus]

I was at Facinations at 10:00 PM and Castle at 12:00 AM

[dr@ke]

Dick




Dick





Ahahahahahaahahahahaha



http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/richeeee/Lips.gif



i'am sorry richee!!!LOL

[Splashystrwbery]

we went to caslte @ 2...

they r dicks there..

[Rufus]

but they have these I hear...

http://www.breworganic.com/ProductImages/coffee/whip-chargers.jpg

[Splashystrwbery]

but they have these I hear...

http://www.breworganic.com/ProductImages/coffee/whip-chargers.jpg

i have those @ work...

[ek-juan]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.......

[Rufus]

i have those @ work...

Bring some home yo!

[RHDDonnieee]

rufus u have to photoshop the pic with splashey holding the cockasauras !!!!!!!

[RhdRicheeee]

i'am sorry richee!!!LOL

I still love you http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/richeeee/Lips.gif

[RHDDonnieee]

rufus u have to photoshop the pic with splashey holding the cockasauras !!!!!!!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Rufus]

lol how the fuck can it get any worse? She's holding a rubber jelly cock that's bigger than my thigh.

[RHDDonnieee]

lol how the fuck can it get any worse? She's holding a rubber jelly cock that's bigger than my thigh.

i have faith in you bro !!!! work your magic!!!

[4g94 girl]

Happy Birthday

[AZDC2]

happy b-day

[Splashystrwbery]

Bring some home yo!

what do u use them for

[Rufus]

haha such innocence

[Agent Smith]

lol @ this thread. Happy birthday!!!

[Splashystrwbery]

thank u everyone.

where should i go for dinner tonight?

[Type - O]

lol when i turned 18 i was like eh. ive done everything 18 years olds are legel to do anyway

[Type - O]

oh and happy b-day!

[Evil Empire]

thank u everyone.

where should i go for dinner tonight?

Moby Dick's

[EPthree04]

happy birthday! have a good one!

[WhiTeBoY]

Happy Birthday!!! Yeah!!! Yeah!!!!!! Happy Birthday Ahh Who Is Slashy?? Lol!!! Jk Happy Birthday Girl! Now Show Me Ur Booty!! Cause U Have A Nice Fuckin Ass!!! Woot Woot

[dr@ke]

i have dibs to spank her 18 time so who's next after me?????????LOL

[Rufus]

I don't think she needs any of you if she bought that jackhammer at Facinations.

[Splashystrwbery]

lol, jack hammer.

[Agent Smith]

AHAHAHA... & go somewhere NICE to eat dinner, someplace that cost some $$$ that you normally wouldn't go to because of the cost, that's what i do at least. You have to make each bday UNIQUE in order to remember them, well, at least I do...

[Evil Empire]

Get drunk, snort some coke and play soggy biscuit.

[Splashystrwbery]

wtf is soggy biscuit??

[FUK JDM]

Get drunk, snort some coke and play soggy biscuit.


then maybe some Alabama hot pocket?

[SOHCsoldier]

Doing a line off a strippers ass is always fun

[RhdRicheeee]

Doing a line off a strippers ass is always fun

that was funny when you did that

[gcboy90]

soggy biscuit

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a biscuit whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is proven the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit

yea, i dont make the rules, i just tell em

[Evil Empire]

edit: above post tells everything.

I'm down to play...as long as the males in the game are void from eating said biscuit. Hey, now you don't have to go out for dinner somewhere!

[Rufus]

edit: above post tells everything.

I'm down to play...as long as the males in the game are void from eating said biscuit. Hey, now you don't have to go out for dinner somewhere!

Holy fuck you are twisted

[RhdRicheeee]

thats nasty guys

[DJ NeX]

lmao...I remember that game. We didn't call it soggy biscuit tho..

[SiR Mikey]

soggy biscuit

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a biscuit whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is proven the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit

yea, i dont make the rules, i just tell em

Damn, you mean I was supposed to play that with someone else? :(

[gcboy90]

..... gross

[RhdRicheeee]

Damn, you mean I was supposed to play that with someone else? :(

pics?

[gcboy90]

Hahahahaha

[lexotic_sc300]

how did this thread go from happy birthday to masturbating games?!?!?!

lol... only on AZHT

[gcboy90]

idk, she asked wut it was, i described, now theres a circle jerk planned for june 12.... my house, be there

[azteamextreme]

happy bday

[Honduhluv]

thank u everyone.

where should i go for dinner tonight?

I'll take ya to tgif,yc's, almost anything you want.:clap: :clap:
then i will lick you silly!

[RhdRicheeee]

I'll take ya to tgif,yc's, almost anything you want.:clap: :clap:

keep tryiNNN brotheRRRR

YOU CAN DO IT!

[SOHCsoldier]

pics?

I got them richee. . . Its the latest memo, ill forward them

[Honduhluv]

keep tryiNNN brotheRRRR

YOU CAN DO IT!

I'm tryin my best.

[Evil Empire]

Holy fuck you are twisted

:clap: :tits: :clap:

[RhdRicheeee]

Holy fuck you are twisted

You should see HIS photobucket account


WOW!

[honduh_head]

You should see HIS photobucket account


WOW!

hahahaha...is that the first time you've seen it?

[Evil Empire]

You should see HIS photobucket account


WOW!

Thanks sweetie...

Yeah there's a pic in there of Robert Horry being gang raped by 12 elephants

[Splashystrwbery]

lmao.....


u r guys r crazy. i ended up going to olive garden with sir Robin.
we had a waiter that was very very red neck.. even have one of his front teeth rotting.. YEE HAW

[imm0rtal]

lmao.....


u r guys r crazy. i ended up going to olive garden with sir Robin.
we had a waiter that was very very red neck.. even have one of his front teeth rotting.. YEE HAWhey now rednecks are people too!

[honduh_head]

lmao.....


u r guys r crazy. i ended up going to olive garden with sir Robin.
we had a waiter that was very very red neck.. even have one of his front teeth rotting.. YEE HAW

lmao

[Evil Empire]

hey now rednecks are people too!

WRONG.

[imm0rtal]

WRONG.so technically I'm not a person? I mean I sit on my porch and drink beer, watch NASCAR and have lived in the South. I'm still a person, dammit!

[Evil Empire]

NO.

I have no problem with Southern bumpkins...but I hate white trash rednecks.

[boostedrex]

that was a huge cock, makes me feel like less of a man:(

[SiR Mikey]

that was a huge cock, makes me feel like less of a man:(

LMAO!

[imm0rtal]

NO.

I have no problem with Southern bumpkins...but I hate white trash rednecks.oh ok, so if I threw on a wifebeater and lived in bumfuck nowhere in a beat-to-shit trailer you're hate me?

I love stereotyping!

[Evil Empire]

oh ok, so if I threw on a wifebeater and lived in bumfuck nowhere in a beat-to-shit trailer you're hate me?

I love stereotyping!

No...that sounds country-trash. I hate white trash rednecks...which includes having sex with cousins, eating possums for dinner, littering and trashing your yard, having rusted metal parts spread everywhere, hating and stereotyping everyone ELSE, being closed-minded fucks. THAT kind of redneck.

[imm0rtal]

No...that sounds country-trash. I hate white trash rednecks...which includes having sex with cousins, eating possums for dinner, littering and trashing your yard, having rusted metal parts spread everywhere, hating and stereotyping everyone ELSE, being closed-minded fucks. THAT kind of redneck.Oh you mean the people who Jeff Foxworthy talks about?

[Evil Empire]

Oh you mean the people who Jeff Foxworthy talks about?

I guess...haven't really seen much of his stuff though lol, 5 minutes of talking about how big of a shit someone took kinda made me want to change the channel. Maybe that was one of the other blue collar guys, not sure.

[*inFamous*]

lane woudl make a good redneck...

[SOHCsoldier]

lane is a redneck f00

[DJ NeX]

He's a rockabilly!

[TerribleIBS]

I'll space dock you for your birthday present.

[imm0rtal]

I guess...haven't really seen much of his stuff though lol, 5 minutes of talking about how big of a shit someone took kinda made me want to change the channel. Maybe that was one of the other blue collar guys, not sure.Yeah, that would be Larry the Cable Guy I think. Sounds like him at least.

Yeah, I don't deny I'm a redneck. I mean shit I live in Tucson that should be redneck enough :hithead:

[honduh_head]

could be worse...you could be in marana lol

[Rufus]

Marana is HIGH livin'

http://www.valley-of-the-sun-rv-park.com/Valley-of-the-Sun-RV-Park-Pics/Marana-Arizona-Valley-of-the-Sun-Mobile-Home-and-RV-Park-Flags.jpg

[imm0rtal]

could be worse...you could be in marana lol
oh I'm right next door to marana! and I think I qualify as a redneck because there is a tranny and a blown D-series on the side of my house :P

You're damn right, rufus. I've seen some mighty fine double wides out there :thumbup:

[RicoD]

Screw you guys, I live in Marana :o

But I tell people Tucson

[gcboy90]

oh I'm right next door to marana! and I think I qualify as a redneck because there is a tranny and a blown D-series on the side of my house :P

You're damn right, rufus. I've seen some mighty fine double wides out there :thumbup:

nah, ud be WAY more redneck with an old chevy pickup, some huge tractor tires (even though you dont own one right now(right?)), and have a duned out 67 camaro (actually looks pretty cool)

also, honda parts wouldnt be NEAR your house, only chevy.... and in SOME VERY RARE cases, ford

[Splashystrwbery]

No...that sounds country-trash. I hate white trash rednecks...which includes having sex with cousins, eating possums for dinner, littering and trashing your yard, having rusted metal parts spread everywhere, hating and stereotyping everyone ELSE, being closed-minded fucks. THAT kind of redneck.
I guess...haven't really seen much of his stuff though lol, 5 minutes of talking about how big of a shit someone took kinda made me want to change the channel. Maybe that was one of the other blue collar guys, not sure.




wtf??? y is this in my thread?


I'll space dock you for your birthday present.

wtf is space dock?

[RhdRicheeee]

wtf is space dock?

space docking

the once common, now lost art of pooping into a girl's vagina, space docking is enjoying a resurgence of popularity, particularly in the midwestern and northeastern United States (most notably Chicago and New York City) that reminds many art historians/scatologists of the beginning of the renaissance that began in Italy in the 15th Century.

Sally didn't much appreciate Charlie's failure to disclose that he ate three bowls of chili before space docking with her last night.



The act of being a Space Docker. To shit in a condom and place within a freezer. After freezing overnight insert the solified dump up your loved ones rusty bullet hole.

Predominatly space docking is a past-time of the gays in the south of England. Completely unheard of in the north where more hetrosexual activity is the norm.

'Dave are you sure it is normal to put frozen shit in a rubber johnny up my arse?'

'Yes Jim, it's called space docking. Now get here and prepare to be boarded'

[Splashystrwbery]

uh..

wtf...

ew

[imm0rtal]

wtf??? y is this in my thread?Because you posted this on the internet and we thought talking about what constitutes a redneck is more interesting than shitting in a girls twat. Just a guess, really.

Speaking of which, I do have some chevy parts lying around here. No tractor tires though :(