tokyospeedpros
05-17-2007, 08:23 AM
A Horse, A Chicken and A Harley!
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>On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together
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>One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to
>sink.
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>Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer
>for help!
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>Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and
>searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the
>only tractor.
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>Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
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>Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope
>hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
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>Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
>arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope
>the chicken tossed to him.
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>After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
>chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike,
>rescued the horse!
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>Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the
>farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
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>The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals
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>A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began
>to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
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>The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
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>Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he
>would then lift him out of the pit.
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>The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his
>life.
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>The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
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>"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks .
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>On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together
>
>
>
>
>One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to
>sink.
>
>
>
>Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer
>for help!
>
>
>
>Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and
>searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the
>only tractor.
>
>
>
>
>
>Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
>
>
>
>Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope
>hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
>
>
>
>
>
>Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
>arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope
>the chicken tossed to him.
>
>
>
>
>
>After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
>chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike,
>rescued the horse!
>
>
>
>
>
>Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the
>farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
>
>
>
>
>
>The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals
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>
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>
>
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>A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began
>to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
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>
>
>
>
>The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
>
>
>
>Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he
>would then lift him out of the pit.
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>
>
>The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his
>life.
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>The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
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>"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks .
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