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tokyospeedpros
05-17-2007, 01:25 PM
Originally Posted by Boosted2003
hondas sohc is just 2 camshafts driven by 1 cam gear.


Originally posted by pinoydude2003
lets at least keep it imports because i think it would be gay if a subaru showed up a import meet.


Originally posted by HJLau75
AEM CAI is better for the streets, cuz the ice box will just be kinda useless after the ice melts. The icebox is best for the track.
This is if you are not worried about hydro-lock, and not have to keep putting ice in the box


Wow NOOB'S "R" Us huh, jeezuz

Rufus
05-17-2007, 01:28 PM
You should start a new thread about how warm water improves gas mileage

Chiodos
05-17-2007, 01:32 PM
wow those are awesome haha

Shiznit
05-17-2007, 01:53 PM
aww thats it? those were amusing, we need more! lol

DJ NeX
05-17-2007, 02:14 PM
wow.....just....wow.

RhdRicheeee
05-17-2007, 02:22 PM
Haahahaahhaahha

imm0rtal
05-17-2007, 02:23 PM
Since the title says amusing, and not retarded, here goes nothing:

The first time you drive a del Sol is like the first time you have sex. It isn't that great, but the smile on your face makes you coming back for more and more!

No, I wOuLd NeVeR hElP yOu JuSt BeCaUsE yOu TyPe LiKe A dOuChEbAg.

PS-. I hate you

The poor build quality exaggerations about the Z06 (both C5 & C6) are totally biased and dripping with estrogen.

I've got a million more in a text file somewhere. Problem is I have way too much hard drive space :(

ef9sleeper
05-17-2007, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by pinoydude2003
lets at least keep it imports because i think it would be gay if a subaru showed up a import meet.


ROFL!!!!!!

AZDC2
05-17-2007, 02:25 PM
funny as shit

dr@ke
05-17-2007, 02:50 PM
how dumb can people be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:crazy:

Tweeder
05-17-2007, 02:56 PM
more?!

honduh_head
05-17-2007, 03:29 PM
Originally Posted by H-Pimp
The poor build quality exaggerations about the Z06 (both C5 & C6) are totally biased and dripping with estrogen.

haha ^^^ thats fuckin hilarious

SpitFireMS
05-17-2007, 03:35 PM
the subaru one had me rolling... morons!

mcard
05-17-2007, 09:58 PM
haha reminds me of when the guy called my work, asking if we sold blinker fluid.

vtecminime
05-17-2007, 11:44 PM
haha reminds me of when the guy called my work, asking if we sold blinker fluid.

lol

SXY_S2K
05-18-2007, 07:28 AM
I got a chrome Honda S2000 license plate frame for my S2K as a gift when I bought the car. When trying to decide whether to put it on or not a guy at the dealership said - You should definitly use it bc it will give you more weight in the back!

Yeah, I'm Serious...

tokyospeedpros
05-18-2007, 11:49 AM
I got a chrome Honda S2000 license plate frame for my S2K as a gift when I bought the car. When trying to decide whether to put it on or not a guy at the dealership said - You should definitly use it bc it will give you more weight in the back!

Yeah, I'm Serious...

You didnt know about that trick? I could have saved thousands of $$$ in suspension and just gone with that damn plate frame. I joke I joke. Dealership will say anything to make a sale huh?

tegswin
05-18-2007, 03:54 PM
Pssh im not gonna pay hundreds for a CAI -- im just going to stuff ice directly into my intake when i wanna track it y0!

eviilboy
05-18-2007, 04:09 PM
how dumb can people be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:crazy:

Never been on srtforums have you?

StateOfMind
05-18-2007, 04:36 PM
You didnt know about that trick? I could have saved thousands of $$$ in suspension and just gone with that damn plate frame. I joke I joke. Dealership will say anything to make a sale huh?

Ya when I was working at kia i overheard a salesman telling a customer to feel the handle on the door an notice it wasnt hot in the sun because they have a special coating to prevent that. the handle was plastic, of couse its not going to get super hot.

noVtecHERE
05-18-2007, 04:41 PM
hahaha wow...

98SHDriver
05-19-2007, 04:01 PM
These are awesome!

samurai4321
05-19-2007, 11:20 PM
i have a good one, its from a-zine though

original thread title: TSX - Most HP of any NA 4 banger?
Just kinda hit me the other day...

Is the 205HP out of the 2.4 iVTEC the most HP out of any naturally aspirated 4 cylinder on the consumer market???

Instead of doing the research myself - can anyone offer an example of more HP!?

Thats efficiency baby.


No, the Honda S2000 has 240hp and it's a 2.2 VTEC engine.


Since when did the S2000 have 2 extra doors.


Read the title.


4 banger?

tincam84
05-19-2007, 11:23 PM
do you have a link to the original posts on those?

urquidezj
05-23-2007, 01:18 AM
originally posted by sohcvtec1995
Well seeing that a high flow cat and a resonator are completly different things, i would have to say get a hamburger.


funny as fuck, especially when I'm doing dead serious exhaust research..

azianretard
05-23-2007, 01:34 AM
Freakin genious haha!

Type - O
05-23-2007, 07:02 AM
lol at 4 banger. silly me, i always thought it meant how many cylinders you had. that would explain why my crx is so slow, its only a 2 banger

tokyospeedpros
05-23-2007, 08:38 AM
Never been on srtforums have you?

DOH! hahahahaha


lol at 4 banger. silly me, i always thought it meant how many cylinders you had. that would explain why my crx is so slow, its only a 2 banger

LMFAO, there you go, free diag; might wanna talk to a body shop about acheiving the other 2 bangers!

jdm_nate
05-23-2007, 01:05 PM
You should start a new thread about how warm water improves gas mileage

its a proven fact i men read a comic book shit lol