So fucking listen already...

[Rufus]

I'm in this damn hotel in Chicago and the d00d next to mee keeps snoring. I need to shut this pudwhacker up. Gimme suggestions cuz it's like 1:30 am here...

http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/5842/22017/f/103249-Snoring-man-1.jpg

[Lilrob]

just go for the balls that always works ;)

[bryantiscool]

puffy cheetos up the nose.

[Rufus]

I'm gonna judo chop his choad

[The President]

I'm gonna judo chop his choad

bad idea, the pillowcase thug is sleeping and I don't think the tp ninja judo chop to the choad is enough to subdue him. Better use a sword... :tits:

[Rufus]

You suggesting I play tips you sick bastard?

[Nedaaaah]

Ask him nicely to stop snoring and if that doest work then just move if THAT doesnt work then punch him in the throat.

[DeeDub]

Cuddle with him. That's how I keep badchkn from snoring

[Rufus]

Ask him nicely to stop snoring and if that doest work then just move if THAT doesnt work then punch him in the throat.

ol how the hell do I ask a guy that's asleep?

[boostedrex]

slap him then act like u r sleeping

[BADCHKN]

Cuddle with him. That's how I keep badchkn from snoring

x2:you rock:

[Ryan]

I'm in this damn hotel in Chicago and the d00d next to mee keeps snoring. I need to shut this pudwhacker up. Gimme suggestions cuz it's like 1:30 am here...

http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/5842/22017/f/103249-Snoring-man-1.jpg

So here is a questions for ya, if you are in a hotel, then why is this guy sleeping next to you in the first place. Did you not buy your own room.

[hardmugen]

he bunks with someone and then complains... lol.... wake him and tell him to get out of your room... by the time he realizes what happend you lock the damn door

[Nedaaaah]

ol how the hell do I ask a guy that's asleep?

You wake him up. :thumbup:

[DrifterWheels]

hey Zohan, get the shaving cream and a feather, if he's disturbing you, fuck with him lol!

[Mop]

Knock elbows while beating off.

[Ryan]

hey Zohan, get the shaving cream and a feather, if he's disturbing you, fuck with him lol!

Now that's is an awesome idea there LOL

[apSquidFace]

spit in his mouth

[Heist]

spit in his mouth

Hahahahahahaha :clap:

[4inspeed]

i used to stick things in there mouth (and no, not what your sick minds are thinking) ... I.E. remote controlls... the little bottles of shampoo or the soaps if there still wrapped up...

the disturbed look on there face when they wake up a couple minutes later is priceless

[Rufus]

UPDATE: Turns out I was in the wrong hotel room.

D'oh!

[Lil japonese]

just drop kick him in da face!:boxer:

[jakellama123]

spit in his mouth

hahahahhaha
thats so nasty
see if u can drop it in his mouth then slurp it back up

[Rufus]

no really.

it wasn't my room (wasn't even my fucking hotel)

[LiLinsane]

Tally this one for the drunk game... (so drunk you come home, to cuddle the old man in your bed but to find out its not your bed... and you dont have an old man)

[LiLinsane]

Stick your finger in your ass and wipe it on his teeth... when he wakes up - smile at him like MJ would at a 10yr old - or squiddy at a 14yr old :-P

[DrifterWheels]

no really.

it wasn't my room (wasn't even my fucking hotel)


so at what point did you realize that that old man shouldnt be there?and you were in the wrong hotel lolz

[skar1]

yeah...please enlighten the rest of us

[The President]

so at what point did you realize that that old man shouldnt be there?and you were in the wrong hotel lolz

we need moar to theze storiez!