You know you're drunk as fuck when...

[UNDER PRESSURE]

New game, lol.

You light your cigarette backwards.

[EF8 Dream]

You wake up next to your sister

[UNDER PRESSURE]

you find your patio furniture is scattered all across the lawn. True story!

[Chinky]

u wake up with dick farm across ur fore head

[Chinky]

u get drew bagged

[Chinky]

u throw up with two 40oz ducked taped to ur hands

[Chinky]

u say shit like, *smoot voice* "yo joey they hott man they hott"

[Chinky]

u throw up a lil on my brand new couch!!!!!! fucker!

[Chinky]

u go to red robin at the tucson mall on ur 21st

[ef-9]

you wake up with to fat girls next to you and youre clothes are missing.

[Chinky]

u wake up with a sharpie unibrow

[PhoenixB16]

you wake up and your rectum is sore.

[PhoenixB16]

you wake up with peanut butter on your balls and a golden retreiver next to you

[ILIKETODRIVE]

You pass out in a Las Vegas hotel hallway at 4am-ish.

[ScArRy HaRry]

you throw up under the table at the bar ha ha ha

[jägermeister]

You wake up in the back seat of your own car in a wendy's parking lot missing a shoe.

[teemfedx]

you've just been tackled by three men in yellow shirts in center feild of chase feild.......

what?

[4dr_ed3]

^^^lol or you wake up to some randum chick driving your car and some how you moved from the front to the back and you wake up to a voice chuckling ""ooops im going the wrong way"" and you wake up to on coming traffic

[UNDER PRESSURE]

When you have to grip the ground so you don't fall off the face of the earth.

[UNDER PRESSURE]

You're craving tacos, ask for someone to drive you there and then demand them again, even though you've been parked in front of that taco truck for 5 minutes. Another true story!

[UNDER PRESSURE]

when you lean agaist the wall when u piss, hary har har... Do that shit all the time!

[4dr_ed3]

when you wake up at a stop light and the light is green luckly its 3 am lol

[UNDER PRESSURE]

When you fight your homies or family members, lol.

[UNDER PRESSURE]

When you start getting emotional! lol

[4dr_ed3]

When you start getting emotional! lol

lmao if your hispanic this is gonna happen. someone in the group is gonna end up getting emotional lol

[4dr_ed3]

when you wake up next to a fine as chick but cant remember ne of the night

[UNDER PRESSURE]

When you start calling Random bitches for sex

[UNDER PRESSURE]

When you forgot how you got home

[4dr_ed3]

when you call the wrong girl for sex

[4dr_ed3]

when you piss on your car outside of a qt in front of an officer!! lol true story

[Paper Boy]

When you start getting emotional! lol

yes! hahaha

[TeamSickLife EK]

When you wake up to This "Welcome to Jack n the box, how may i Helps Ju" and your car turned Off haha True story!!

[SlowLS]

when you come home like this\/\/http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f329/Gr4Cii3/beerfest.jpg\/\/\/\/

[FUK JDM]

When you stop a poker table in vegas and scream "DONT DO IT! THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE YOUR MONEY!!!"...

[4dr_ed3]

lol^^^ that was halarious i was drinking lemonade and it came out my nose lmao

[4dr_ed3]

when your running down the street naked with a huge fat guy

[Rufus]

some guy comes into his hotel room and says "hey, who are you and why are you in my room?"

[projectaccord]

when you wake up next to a rose bush in a random front yard, and the 70 year old lady is staring at you through her blinds..... true story :)

[4dr_ed3]

when you run into a glass door

[intenseDA9]

when you lose your mind and your cell phone in the same night.

[LiLinsane]

Waking up in your homie's bed with some random chick's name tag that works at babies R us.

haha...

[LiLinsane]

when you suddenly "need" to go do some 2am missions

[parahelium]

when you wake up and found shit all over the house.

[projectaccord]

when you suddenly "need" to go do some 2am missions

haha this happens all the time!!!

[atomicx]

when you drift on accident trying to change lanes really fast, because you think somebody is chasing you lol

[BigJsaid]

you ask a bitches to duck your sick...
you spend 20 mins looking for your lighter when you're already holding it...
you get head from a fat bitch...
you get in a fight, win, then cry because you think you lost....

^^^facts..lol

[FUK JDM]

When you accidentally shoot the wrong person.

^^..true story, ask topnotch7thgen.

[Rob x3]

when you wake up face down and your face is glued to the floor by your vomit

[teemfedx]

when you realized you just ate a large pizza and you were dipping it in sour cream (not ranch)...?

[Rob x3]

or, if your mexican, start singing music from back home....

dos botellas de mescal, baraja de oro...

anything from chalino sanchez, banda el recodo, ramon ayala...

[FUK JDM]

or, if your mexican, start singing music from back home....

dos botellas de mescal, baraja de oro...

anything from chalino sanchez, banda el recodo, ramon ayala...


lupillo rivera, vicente fernandez, los tigres del norte, fuck i can go on!!!... MDM status right there.

[1lowtacoma]

you know your drunk as fuck when....

You have wonderful whiskey dick!

Or you shoot yourself in the calf with a hollowpoint .45

or you get 3 extreme dui's and have 4 regular dui's

^^ true stories

[Rob x3]

you know you're drunk when you get distracted by all the shiny lights while driving........


or is that when you're high?

[imm0rtal]

You know you're drunk as fuck when you wake up in the morning outside a party with the roof off your del sol in a rainstorm. True story, but I never did drive home that night :blunt:

[Fully_Built_Srt-4]

when you take a shower with your clothes on

lol true story

[Fully_Built_Srt-4]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tZmDWltBziM

just thought i would share this

[Fully_Built_Srt-4]

when you see that a lighter say melon on the front and you light it up and smell the fire and burn all your facial hair cause you forget to put the fire out lol

true story..........man i was fucked up lol

[Stockvx]

when you put random words together in a sad attempt to actually form a sentence.

" I came into this feeling like a piece of garbage...and you guys just expect me to poop? Thats where the moneys at"

or

"Why are you throwing at me, a bag?"


All while rolling around in your driveway in front of a group of people at 4am, After falling out of the limo claiming "There were no handles"

[S!K TEG]

when you wake up in a ally in oklahoma without your shoes or wallet and still say "Damn that shit was fun"

[superfaststreetracer]

when you start listening to the one guy in your group that has terrible decisions making skills. (everybody has a fukin retarded friend that they would never take advice or do their ideas while sober)

[UNDER PRESSURE]

when you put random words together in a sad attempt to actually form a sentence.

" I came into this feeling like a piece of garbage...and you guys just expect me to poop? Thats where the moneys at"

or

"Why are you throwing at me, a bag?"


All while rolling around in your driveway in front of a group of people at 4am, After falling out of the limo claiming "There were no handles"


I got a homie who dumb as shit that talks like that all the time drunk or sober, lol.

You know you're drunk as shit when you order pizza and you try to tget the pizza guy to drink a beer with you.

[JDM_SLO]

when you wake up naked in a bus stop across from park mall on broadway infront of mcdonalds.... at like 10 am with a news paper over you CACK! that some nice person prolly put there for you lol...

OR

when your friend is so drunk you walk him to his room and he pees in the corner (4drsi) lol.. Or when the owner of the house pees in his kitchen sink after he pukes in it.. (bigtownsmalljunk) lol

[g2integy]

You pass out in a Las Vegas hotel hallway at 4am-ish.

LOL Ive come close to that , woke up sitting straight up in bed .

[superfaststreetracer]

when you decide its a good idea to walk the strip by your self and end up faceplanting on the cement, so you have to explain to all your buds why u got road rash in the morning. lol (my buddy don did this)

[g2integy]

When you wake up next to your friend and another friend is screwing some girl on the top bunk .

[Stockvx]

When SiR Mikey is drunk as fuck in RX7's hallway going

"Chris...(Puke)...Chris...(puke)...Chris...(Puke).. .Im...(puke)...Drunk...(puke).

Then when I throw paper towels at him, he cleans it all up better than if he were sober.
Then decides to sleep it off in the garage, naked.

[TurboElementsKevin]

when you take a shit in a urinal....... while someone is taking a piss next to you.

[V10KLR]

I got a homoe who dumd as shit that alks like that all the time drunk or sober, lol.

You know you're drunk as shit when you order pizza and you try to tget the pizza guy to drink a beer with you.

I think i know who is that aaaahahahaahahahahaha :lmao:

[ScArRy HaRry]

when you wake up next morning to 4 videos of your friends vacumming you in dvi on the floor passed the fuck out!!
-true story

[Mop]

When you go swimming without taking your shoes off or emtying your pockets.. (friend ken)

[ScArRy HaRry]

you pass out sitting up mid coversation at the bar

[01preludepimp]

When you get outta your car to take a piss and piss all over your fender instead of the ground LOL!!!

[Nedaaaah]

When you accidentally shoot the wrong person.

^^..true story, ask topnotch7thgen.
woww...please enlighten us with the story!

or, if your mexican, start singing music from back home....

dos botellas de mescal, baraja de oro...

anything from chalino sanchez, banda el recodo, ramon ayala....

lupillo rivera, vicente fernandez, los tigres del norte, fuck i can go on!!!... MDM status right there.
Or some Patrulla 81 haha

[01preludepimp]

When your singing "Chente" songs at the top of your lungs "Con dinero o sin dinero yo hago siempre lo que quiero y mi palabra es la ley" Canatala Chente ahua!!!!

[JC<3Ek]

when you see UNICORN...

[UNDER PRESSURE]

When your singing "Chente" songs at the top of your lungs "Con dinero o sin dinero yo hago siempre lo que quiero y mi palabra es la ley" Canatala Chente ahua!!!!


And you fuck up the words and say "pinche chente no se save la cancion" lol.

[lsnosbomb]

When you live in prescott and wake up in the parking lot of ASU dorms

[Nedaaaah]

When you live in prescott and wake up in the parking lot of ASU dorms

HOLY HELL thats one of a drunken night!

[usdm420]

When you black out at midnight in a Casino but everyone says you were coherent till 4:30am.....and you awake in your hotel room wondering how you got there and where your car is.

[FUK JDM]

When your singing "Chente" songs at the top of your lungs "Con dinero o sin dinero yo hago siempre lo que quiero y mi palabra es la ley" Canatala Chente ahua!!!!

And you fuck up the words and say "pinche chente no se save la cancion" lol.

LOL I was doing that when He was here this past month, Sickest concert ever...helped being in a suite too but still...fucking guy is gangster as fuck. If he comes next year, Ill try to get the same suite and have a MDM crew showdown! lol :doobie:

[UNDER PRESSURE]

LOL I was doing that when He was here this past month, Sickest concert ever...helped being in a suite too but still...fucking guy is gangster as fuck. If he comes next year, Ill try to get the same suite and have a MDM crew showdown! lol :doobie:

I'm down!

[Nedaaaah]

I'm down!

Me too!! I was going to go this year but fukn arpaio me quito la feria!! na jk but yah pinche chente is gangster! well except when he kisses his son on the lips...thats a no no

[01preludepimp]

^^^Sounds like some Lil Wayne shit Lol!!!

[Nedaaaah]

^^^Sounds like some Lil Wayne shit Lol!!!

na foo its worse..but its okay by mexican standards because hes fucking gangster and usually shit faced when he does it

[boostedrex]

when you jump into the d backs pool during a live game . true story

pass out in front of bellagio in vegas and get woke up by a cop and 2 hookers. true story

wake up and find a receipt for a 500 withdraw and have no money. true story

[riceboy88]

you spend 20 mins looking for your lighter when you're already holding it...

goldenheart did this one night at buffalo wild wings. he was trashed



you know when your drunk when stockvx is getting dragged up the stairs by a friend hitting his head on every step and just laughing bout it

[jus-lookn03]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/138/47a196f56cf5f09asiaqt3.jpg

when you wake up to this :(:barf::(

[01preludepimp]

When you wake up and wonder where the fine lookin chick went and why the hell is there a fat ugly lookin bitch in your bed. Both sad and true.

[teemfedx]

when you jump into the d backs pool during a live game . true story

details? were you playing in the pool, or what?

its pretty hard to do that, explain?

[emgee420]

-when you have to break a window to get in your house because you seem to have misplaced your keys and phone
-when you pass out at your doorstep and your roommate wakes you up the next morning

[eg69]

when your car is parked in your neighbors drive way

[just-a-hoe]

when you step out of the bar and throw up every where and almost fall into it and the cops that are right there tell your friends "fuck that you guys can deal with him" haha true story

[JDM_CTR_EK9]

when your running on one of those Gazelle exercise things with goggles on your face like your skiing....

[blu94tegra]

When you spend 12.00 dollars at dennys and throw up right when you leave.

[blu94tegra]

When you wake up in your car in camp verde with 3 flat tires....true story

[JDM_CTR_EK9]

When you spend 12.00 dollars at dennys and throw up right when you leave.

hahaha.....i've done that but not at Denny's..back when Luby's was the shit....hehe

[01preludepimp]

When you wake up hugging the toilet and your bathroom sink is full of thrown up chicken wings (Native New Yorker to be exact).

[JDM_CTR_EK9]

....when you throw up just outside the door step, and dont really care...and then walk on small rocks and fall face first into them and get up and walk into the middle of the street and fall face first into the concrete and the you hear about your friend slipping on your vomit as he walked out to pick you up and bring you in onn the couch...the next morninng..

[01preludepimp]

When you drink too many redbull cranberry vodka drinks that you feel like your hearts gonna stop. True and Scary as hell story.

[jus-lookn03]

When you drink too many redbull cranberry vodka drinks that you feel like your hearts gonna stop. True and Scary as hell story.

now thats true , true story:cool:

[GOTTRQ?]

When you and your best friend are boxing naked in the living room in front of about 8 girls.. :tongue:

[01preludepimp]

When you and your best friend are boxing naked in the living room in front of about 8 girls.. :tongue:

2 things I hope.....


1: That this "friend" you speak of is a girl.

and

2: If it was a guy that neither you or him popped a boner while fighting LOL!!!

[01preludepimp]

When you try to run to the bathroom and someone is blocking the entrance to the aparment from the balcony and try to use the other door and puke flaming hot cheetos and liquor mix on the carpet right in front of the restroom which has a linolium floor.

Thanks Josh you fuck bag!

[DeeDub]

When you try to fight a 7' tall black guy in mexico

[intenseDA9]

when you knockout on the toilet while taking a shit.

[The President]

when you piss in your own closet and have no remorse about it at that time LOL (unfortunatley this just happend last monday night lol)

[Jstarda9]

when you wake up in jail

[S!K TEG]

when you go to bed with something like this http://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/vida-guerra.jpg

and wake up next to this...



http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g129/hklbryhd/ugly-girl.jpg

[boostedrex]

when you jump into the d backs pool during a live game . true story

details? were you playing in the pool, or what?

its pretty hard to do that, explain?

well me, my buddy t, and one of t's little brothers friend went to the game and me and t was smashed and he kept talking about jumping on the field and running but i didnt want to get tackled and be on sports center lol. So we decided to jump into the pool and t's little brother fried said he would do it to ( he only like 17 maybe 18 and even sober) so we walk up above the pool and the kids says how much is it for the pool and the lady says like 2500 or something then i jumped onto the wall and made sure no one was in it and jumped in. Right when i landed i flew out and seen t all ready out and running and the other kid just landing in, i jumped back over the wall and ran out the exit with t. Found out the he other kid got a head lock all the way to the office lol and was told how dumb it was and to leave, its was really dumb and i dont see me ever doing anything like that again but it was fun :)

[The Black Skittle]

when someone asks you how much you drank and you reply with..."FUCK YOU LETS TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!" then fall on the kitchen floor to be carried out side and laying in the culldasack screaming i partied while your waiting for your ride only to throw up in her truck

or when you spill your dr pepper all over dennys and get pissed when people try to help you clean it up

when your drink too much goldshlauger and repeatedly slap your friend saying i love you then throw filibertos sauce all over the kitchen....cough stockvx couph cough

[The Black Skittle]

or have a fat chick scream c'mon! after sucking your cock for an hour and a half then giving her a santa clause beard....

i can go on for days

[pho_rider]

when you get so fucked up you stumble to the bathroom, get naked and sleep while the shower/throwing up and everyone else is banging on the door cuz they gotta pee.

[BADCHKN]

When you think richeeee is drinkin with you and he has a ice tea!

[honduh_head]

When u puke in yer sleep :( nooo bueno.

Thnx fat tuesdays 151

[OhDang]

When you go drive:idiot: around with your gangster coworker and act as get away car as he tags his rival's hood up:hithead:

[DeeDub]

When you walk into a mobil and see a big picture of schrek, and yell..."chorizooooooo" (rx7tocivic's nick name)

This piss in the middle of the gas station..

That's how my 21st bday went

[OhDang]

Throwing a jack in the box taco out the window of a moving vehicle and it flying back somehow and hitting yourself in the face :(:(

[cLeAn_Ek9]

Throwing a jack in the box taco out the window of a moving vehicle and it flying back somehow and hitting yourself in the face :(:(

i lol'd.....

[OhDang]

i lol'd.....

no one saw but i died a little inside that day

[sssmokin05si]

When you rent a cabin to have shit fest 2007, and you're yelling at everyone with you "It's cool!!! I remember my first beer!!!" and starting out with frisbeeing slices of bread followed by throwing full beer bottles at your friend. Needless to say they had to put me to bed lol.

Sorry stockvx

Also, when cops come to a party for the 4th time, and you tell everyone, with the back door open dancing in it, to do the backyard boogie. Next thing you know you're ripped out back hands behind your back being asked if the backyard boogie's still fully. You tell the cop "HAHA whyyyyy not?!". Then you black out, puke in your friends car, and wakeup covered in blue marker.

Sorry again stockvx
Sorry Deedub

[g2integy]

When you wake up in your car in camp verde with 3 flat tires....true story

LOL damn I can only imagine I used to live there

[DeeDub]

i love lamp

[sssmokin05si]

thanks dustin, gametime

[UNDER PRESSURE]

When any bush or corner is a restroom. I don't have to be drunk to do that but a lot of people can't piss unless it's a restroom, lol.

[Rob x3]

When you try to fight a 7' tall black guy in mexico

theres black dude in mexico?

[GOTTRQ?]

2 things I hope.....


1: That this "friend" you speak of is a girl.

and

2: If it was a guy that neither you or him popped a boner while fighting LOL!!!

Bwahaha! The friend was a dude, and there were no boners.. Well, at least not until we went to bed with a few of the chicks. :thumbsup: It was still fun as shit that night though!

[honduh_head]

Lol@ blue marker....that made for goodie pics

[gugu06]

when you find fat ugly bitches attractive

[01preludepimp]

when you start remembering repressed memories of being molested by a trusted religious official......

Oh no minister Washington how could you?

[krowndking]

When u get home from drinking at a wedding all day and night pick up a 30 pack and invite everyone over....but instead pass out in the computer chair and your buddies come and drink all your beer...haha mustve drank like 20 margaritas....

Oh and when one of the groomsmen falls flat on his face in the rocks in your front yard in his tux! Good times..

[Lil japonese]

when u wake up in a jail cell:sleep:

[slowEF]

When you fall out of the computer chair, during a pathetic attempt at ' OwNinG NoObZ onLiNe '

[FUK JDM]

When youre at work the next day of 2-4-1 and Look down at your keyboard and your hands are shaking.

...aww the memories... lol

[Diamond08]

when u wake up the next morning with a bunch of weird text messages for ppl u dont really talk to. asking huh.. what .. and question marks??

[4dr_ed3]

i love this thread lol

[Rob x3]

when you go to work the next morning and puke on customers money cuz you had it in your hands as you reached for the trash can- TRUE STORY

[Rob x3]

when your at work the next morning and take a 15 min 'shit' but its actually a nap, using the paper towel roll as a pill on the dirty ass bathroom floor- TRUE STORY

[g2integy]

Going to work and hung over as fuck . Mid day you tell your boss your not feeling good from drinking and he makes you stay for punishment !

[Rufus]

When you meet some girl at a Trade Show and make out with her at the "W" hotel in Chicago, then stay the night. Oh, and she's Hawaiian.

[UNDER PRESSURE]

When you meet some girl at a Trade Show and make out with her at the "W" hotel in Chicago, then stay the night. Oh, and she's Hawaiian.

Fuckin Rufus that's not how it's suppose to go! lol

[FUK JDM]

Fuckin Rufus that's not how it's suppose to go! lol

yea but its rufus, he just wants everyone on azht to know he made out with some girl...


Hector Youll appreciate this one..lol..

When..

The bouncers throw you against the wall and you end up bleeding from your eyebrow. lol AWESOME night.

[The President]

when you accidentely take a shit in a urinal

[UNDER PRESSURE]

yea but its rufus, he just wants everyone on azht to know he made out with some girl...


Hector Youll appreciate this one..lol..

When..

The bouncers throw you against the wall and you end up bleeding from your eyebrow. lol AWESOME night.

Hahahaha... that was a good night.

Note to everyone: I wasn't the one that got tossed around.

[02BLKCIVIC]

you wake up and your cars lower control arm is broke.

[FUK JDM]

Hahahaha... that was a good night.

Note to everyone: I wasn't the one that got tossed around.

True story. Lets go to tucson. 5 dollar pitcher beers, 10 dollar lap dances, Plenty of hoes to sprinkle some cash on. :rflmao:

[rooster]

when your in front of the the Belagio screaming 'this is not classy' while everybody else is trying to enjoy the adrian boceli(sp) water show!

And in the same night you make it your mission to find out of the asian snooter is not slanted<==myth busted..true story

goin back to vegas labor day weekend to tackle the 9# burger and be in another friends wedding haahahh

[AZDM]

1-When the cops show just say turn down the music and your behind the DJ booth yelling FUK the COPS and its not ur house , or Dj euqipment you keep slaming ur hand on. And the cops leave and ur still yelling at them.

2-When you wake up outside in your S-10 still in the truck with the engine running and you got throw up all over your shirt and your mom is knocking on the window asking if you justr got home.

3-when your banging the door down at your friends house (shes 5 ft and I'm 6 ft 175 lbs.) and when she opens you pass out in her arms and she has to drag your ass inside.

4-When you wake up the next morning in a Rocky Point jail for shooting at a group of dumb asses who wanted to jump you and your bro and when you wake up up theres a dude with a bad black eye asking the same thing you are. Where am I?

Many more to come. Yes these are all my stories. and Yes I am 6ft 175lbs...

[sssmokin05si]

When you meet some girl at a Trade Show and make out with her at the "W" hotel in Chicago, then stay the night. Oh, and she's Hawaiian.

I stayed there when I visited!!!! Had a gooooooooooooood time in that hotel whooweeeee!

[seth00008]

when a friend keeps saying "welcome to the good life" about every 10 sec and asks why i tell him to shut up

[rudsone]

when you pass out on the bar in a club in mexico.


san carlos ftw.

[The Black Skittle]

When you rent a cabin to have shit fest 2007, and you're yelling at everyone with you "It's cool!!! I remember my first beer!!!" and starting out with frisbeeing slices of bread followed by throwing full beer bottles at your friend. Needless to say they had to put me to bed lol.

Sorry stockvx

Also, when cops come to a party for the 4th time, and you tell everyone, with the back door open dancing in it, to do the backyard boogie. Next thing you know you're ripped out back hands behind your back being asked if the backyard boogie's still fully. You tell the cop "HAHA whyyyyy not?!". Then you black out, puke in your friends car, and wakeup covered in blue marker.

Sorry again stockvx
Sorry Deedub


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahhaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha......hahahahaha!!!!! !!!!!

that night was fuckin rad hahahah

[blk00civic]

when your sister comes to bail you out of juvie after you pass out naked down broadway at a bus stop after drinking 2 bottles of everclear and 3 shots of absinth deciding to go streaking

[The Black Skittle]

when your sister comes to bail you out of juvie after you pass out naked down broadway at a bus stop after drinking 2 bottles of everclear and 3 shots of absinth deciding to go streaking

and you didnt drown in ur own puddle off alcohol poisend vomit because?

[GOTTRQ?]

and you didnt drown in ur own puddle off alcohol poisend vomit because?

That's what I'm saying.. 1 bottle of everclear can kill a person.... I'm going to have to call BS on that one. lol.

[blk00civic]

its called jail hospital was in there for 4 and a half hrs pucking my guts out felt horrible for days i only started pukeing cuz i was in the back of the cop car and it made me dizzy as hell but trust me ever since that i dont get really trashed i only get to the point where i going around showing of my hammerd nutz tattoo going hammered nutz dude yeah

[blk00civic]

That's what I'm saying.. 1 bottle of everclear can kill a person.... I'm going to have to call BS on that one. lol.
you can call bs on that one all you want but you can come down and ask my friends it was over a period of 6 hrs too i used to drink from 8 at nite till 8 in the morning it was our challenge every weekend im no lite weight trust me if i get goin i get going

[Rufus]

1-When the cops show just say turn down the music and your behind the DJ booth yelling FUK the COPS and its not ur house , or Dj euqipment you keep slaming ur hand on. And the cops leave and ur still yelling at them.

2-When you wake up outside in your S-10 still in the truck with the engine running and you got throw up all over your shirt and your mom is knocking on the window asking if you justr got home.

3-when your banging the door down at your friends house (shes 5 ft and I'm 6 ft 175 lbs.) and when she opens you pass out in her arms and she has to drag your ass inside.

4-When you wake up the next morning in a Rocky Point jail for shooting at a group of dumb asses who wanted to jump you and your bro and when you wake up up theres a dude with a bad black eye asking the same thing you are. Where am I?

Many more to come. Yes these are all my stories. and Yes I am 6ft 175lbs...

Dude, you have the best stories ever

[OhDang]

When every co-worker you work with the next morning and the manager is shit faced and passed out and everyone wakes up a little late and has to rush to work all hung over wearing the clothes you spilled shots and beer all over:thumbup:

[94accord]

New game, lol.

You light your cigarette backwards.

omg i did the same thing but i wasn't drunk! it was just dark =)

[AZDM]

5-Oh and on prom night you don't remeber shit. But htey tell you, you kept asking who wanted the next shot but you kept taking it yourself ans really end up finishing up the bottle of whiskey by yourself. And later on that night you end you end up passing out on the in the middle of a big ass yard and the dog starts humping your ass and your friends just stare and laugh. But you get them back when they finally help your ass in and you throw up everywhere except the bag they put on your head to throw up in. There are many more but I can't remember. If you know me pleazse feel free to let everyone know how I fuked up your party or any story you have of me passed out.... LOL

[AZDM]

7-Oh and then when you're at the Sky Lounge and literally make out with a chik on the dance floor. But you don't exactly make out. You both are extremely drunk and start taking eachothers clothes off but then get kicked out by security. I didn't even get her name, but I got to know the back of her throat very well

[OhDang]

5-Oh and on prom night you don't remeber shit. But htey tell you, you kept asking who wanted the next shot but you kept taking it yourself ans really end up finishing up the bottle of whiskey by yourself. And later on that night you end you end up passing out on the in the middle of a big ass yard and the dog starts humping your ass and your friends just stare and laugh. But you get them back when they finally help your ass in and you throw up everywhere except the bag they put on your head to throw up in. There are many more but I can't remember. If you know me pleazse feel free to let everyone know how I fuked up your party or any story you have of me passed out.... LOL

7-Oh and then when you're at the Sky Lounge and literally make out with a chik on the dance floor. But you don't exactly make out. You both are extremely drunk and start taking eachothers clothes off but then get kicked out by security. I didn't even get her name, but I got to know the back of her throat very well

When you have horrible memory and forgot six altogether :rflmao:

[AZDM]

When you have horrible memory and forgot six altogether :rflmao:

Like I said I have a horrible memory due to excess of drinking. Nice catch. It sux cuz I'm only 23. My drinking career has come to a halt




for now.....

[The Black Skittle]

.....or you have flashbacks of places you've never been

or when you have a blow out on the way home from the bar and your to drunk to change it so you call your grandma....lol no joke true story to many rum and cokes and irish car bombs.

or you manage to somehow drive home then fall through the front door of your house and you ask your grandma how the fuck you got there,and then ask your grandma if she still loves you after you puke all over her new hardwood floors

and last but not least...you throw a going away hotel party linking 2 suits together and the original cost is supposed to be 300 a night, but a week letter you get a damaged property claim from the Windemere hotel claiming you cause $2500 worth of damage and theres shit they can do because your away at Marine bootcamp and you leave your Grandmother with the tab of paying for:
1 broken dresser
6 broken lamp shades
3 broken beds
1 hole in the wall measuring 2' x 4 1/2' (cough stock vx's ass cough couph)
2 broken light bulbs
multiple stains in the carpet (carpet shampoo bill)
a fine for evidence of smoking in a non smoking room

[AZDM]

.....or you have flashbacks of places you've never been

or when you have a blow out on the way home from the bar and your to drunk to change it so you call your grandma....lol no joke true story to many rum and cokes and irish car bombs.

or you manage to somehow drive home then fall through the front door of your house and you ask your grandma how the fuck you got there,and then ask your grandma if she still loves you after you puke all over her new hardwood floors

and last but not least...you throw a going away hotel party linking 2 suits together and the original cost is supposed to be 300 a night, but a week letter you get a damaged property claim from the Windemere hotel claiming you cause $2500 worth of damage and theres shit they can do because your away at Marine bootcamp and you leave your Grandmother with the tab of paying for:
1 broken dresser
6 broken lamp shades
3 broken beds
1 hole in the wall measuring 2' x 4 1/2' (cough stock vx's ass cough couph)
2 broken light bulbs
multiple stains in the carpet (carpet shampoo bill)
a fine for evidence of smoking in a non smoking room

Holy shit man. You take the cake :rflmao::rflmao::rflmao:

[The Black Skittle]

...not one of my proudest moments but its true :thumbup:

[UNDER PRESSURE]

when you sit in your car by yourself listening to corridos and singing along at 12:11, lol. true story, im doing it right now, lol.

[AZDM]

Don't worry bro. We all have dirty sheets in the closet

[just-a-hoe]

when you go to work the next day and everyone comes up to you say "dude we want to party with you. heard you got crazy last night" but you don't remember shit

[FUK JDM]

when you sit in your car by yourself listening to corridos and singing along at 12:11, lol. true story, im doing it right now, lol.

LOL!..duude you ended up getting trashed? fuck homie..Well tonight or tomorrow well get down..:wave1:

[UNDER PRESSURE]

LOL!..duude you ended up getting trashed? fuck homie..Well tonight or tomorrow well get down..:wave1:

Fuck yeah bro, and I still came in to work. I'm a soldier! lol

[FUK JDM]

Fuck yeah bro, and I still came in to work. I'm a soldier! lol

Fuck that mess man, I went to bed around 1230 and still woke up feeling tired as shit lol. I miss SD.... :cry:

[UNDER PRESSURE]

Fuck that mess man, I went to bed around 1230 and still woke up feeling tired as shit lol. I miss SD.... :cry:

Suck it up and let's go to Pink tonight

[FUK JDM]

Suck it up and let's go to Pink tonight

fosho.

MDM on the dg/ms hunt. :bananaman::lmao:

[UNDER PRESSURE]

fosho.

MDM on the dg/ms hunt. :bananaman::lmao:


I Love Mañosas!

[Az_97gsr]

u know ur drunk when u pass out at 11 on new years and have to do the count down with the reply they show at 3 when ur buddies wake u up cuz there was a fight and need ur help to get them out.

[Az_97gsr]

or when u wake up still drunk not even hung over but still as drunk as u are from the time u passed out

or on ur 21 u meet this fine chick thats wants to go home with u but then u end up throwing up all over her new 2007 bmw and she kicks u out 2 miles from ur house and it takes u 2 hrs to get home.

or u start calling ur ex's to see if there down to fuck if they say no u start to cry saying how bad u miss them and how bad u want them back. then in the morning get a text saying to call her knowing u just wanted to fuck cuz ur drunk

more to come

[Az_97gsr]

drive home and crash in to ur parents car and just pass out inside the car. (got my ass kicked for that for drinking and driving and being under age)

drive to jack in the box all the way 75th and thomas and ur in mesa at a house party cuz thats the only one u know of.

or sleep with ur sisters best friend at her 18 bday party and she walks in on u too. (lets say there not friends anymore but shes on the booty call list)

more when i start to think back to younger days in iraq now so i got time

[lsnosbomb]

When you wake up in someones babys room and told that you pissed in the corner of the hallway and while you were doing it people are yelling at you to stop pissing on the carpet and you replied to them......im not. I felt like such an asshole.

[boostedrex]

u rent a quad in rocky point and drive it into the ocean, then have to hurry up and get back into the us so your buddy can turn off his credit card

[LiLinsane]

*cough* having to pull out really quick and brawl a pissed off marine bf while trying to hold back the boner

[01preludepimp]

When you dont remember how you got to the donkey show in Tijuana but are immediatley sobered up when its taking place. LOL that shit was fucking disgusting!!

[g2integy]

When you feel good but wont remember sgit lkl;laer

[The Black Skittle]

When you feel good but wont remember sgit lkl;laer

lol or when your leaving a hammered bulletin on myspace, misspelling every word and disregarding backspace

[OhDang]

lol or when your leaving a hammered bulletin on myspace, misspelling every word and disregarding backspace

myspace/facebooking while drunk =:crazy:

[cwjdmitr]

being drunk is having the"GUTS"to arrive home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" Then having the "BALLS"to come home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

[Grimlock989]

being drunk is having the"GUTS"to arrive home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" Then having the "BALLS"to come home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[SiR Mikey]

I don't remember either of these

[Rufus]

Your buddy thinks he can throw a bottle 150 feet beacaue he's 530 feet up.

[SiR Mikey]

A picture is worth a thousand words?

[Rufus]

Holy shit thats epic

[DeeDub]

Holy shit thats epic

That pic was taking while driving down the 101 at like 75 mph

Lol

[Az_97gsr]

or when u get back from night out with the boys and ur wife told u not to drunk but u do it anyways and u try to lay in bed with her and she tells u to get out of bed cuz u smell like the bar and u say thats ok i dont want to sleep with u anyway.

or when u can fuck for hrs but dont remember any of it thats how u know ur drunk

when u start to take pics of ur dick and send it to random girl u use to fuck asking if they want to see it again instead of the pic but u pass out and forget about it and ur girlfriend now see it and u cant think of anything to say except i was drunk sorry

man the good days not happening anymore due to marriage and being in iraq. have some from being married but not as good

[Sami_Chan]

When your trying to walk out of the Fox Sports Grill and you see a girl sitting on a bench and you loudly say "AT LEAST I'M NOT AS FUCKED UP AS HER!" Then less than a mile down the road you have your d.d. pull over so you can throw up and manage to fall out of the backseat and slam the right side your face into the driverside door while your left side hits the pavement, and finally when your almost home you make your d.d. pull over one more time so you can fall out of the passenger side of the car and throw up in your boyfriends neighbors yard.. LOL


(true story, haha that was how my 21st birthday night went)

[AZ gangsta]

when u are in 4th ave jail and dont remember how u got there haha

[AZ gangsta]

when SiR mikey starts talking about his x gf

[AZ gangsta]

when u try to start ur car but forget about the clutch

[phxz6]

when you finger a girl that passed out and she wakes up and slaps you, idk wat the f*ck i was doin and it was my homies girl

[riceboy88]

when u try to start ur car but forget about the clutch

hahahahahaha


when you finger a girl that passed out and she wakes up and slaps you, idk wat the f*ck i was doin and it was my homies girl

hahahahaha

[imm0rtal]

When you pull off the grand slam from Beerfest not once, but 6 times, get pissed off that everyone else is going to bed and then watch The Big Lebowski. Last night in a nutshell :)

[riceboy88]

when goldenheart calls you from cali telling you to come pick him up there and telling u its a 2hr drive while im chilling at home in az

[monsoonseason]

you throw up and pass out at 10pm

**true story

[rudsone]

get drunk as fuuuuck with your uncles, give your drunk ass uncle the keys to your grandmas car so he can drive you home, throw up like 4 times on the way home, get home to find your grandma and aunts outside, get out of the car and throw up, get in an argument with your aunts, tell them to fuck off and go pass out on your bed at 8pm.

or so they say thats what happen to me.

[V10KLR]

when u r ar ur homies house sittin in the couch then u get up an get ur dick out an start peein on ur homies livinroom :(

[OhDang]

when u r ar ur homies house sittin in the couch then u get up an get ur dick out an start peein on ur homies livinroom :(

lol how do you explain yourself haha

[g2integy]

True story sitting in CV jail passed out on the top bunk wake up at 11pm to a drunk Indian who just passes out on the ground . 2am a drunk marine gets thrown in and fights the cops , then passes out . 3am wake up to the guy below you yelling your pissing on him . The Marine was standing there pissing on the indian , cops grab him throw him in a holding cell . We had to tell the indian what happened when he finally woke up the next morning and the showers were busted ! Happy I just had to do 24hrs !

[manasesv]

When you start to cry cuz your friends wont let you out the back seat to go to the bathroom cuz there is a cop right next to you.

when you wake up in your friends truck and throw up on your self and you step out the truck and take your clothes off and when you try to get back in the truck they lock the door on you and your just wearing your dress shoes and boxers and you begin to whimper

when you wake up and you find your friend rubbing on your nipple while he looking at a porno

[UNDER PRESSURE]

Dang it sounds like you are your homies bitch, lol.

[Nedaaaah]

If you know me pleazse feel free to let everyone know how I fuked up your party or any story you have of me passed out.... LOL

When homies come over for a couple brews, then home girl proceeds to start crying about her ex boyfriend and home slice *cough* *cough* proceeds to go Dr. Phil on her! :rflmao: THEN I leave to beat it up for a couple hours and I get back to home slice *cough* *cough* saying "bro wheres my beer? you went inside to get me on and you come outside and you dont have it", not realizing i had left...

when SiR mikey starts talking about his x gf
Thats just FUCKED up :( ...why they added that shit to the HT article, I only wonder!

[Nedaaaah]

when you piss in a corona bottle and give it to your buddy and tell him theyre "warm" and he proceeds to take a couple sips before he says "it needs lime and salt, maybe some tabasco"

when you see your x gf's dad at safeway buying lotion and you tell him, "hmm your daughter used the same kind on me when she blew me and gave me a hand job"...then you run out the door with angry father in pursuit!

[Karim23]

you wake up butt naked with some random white chick with no clothes on bith of you in a random house that youve never seen with no condom in sight!:(:hithead::hithead::hithead:

[XSIintegra]

The Middle of the street looks like a good place to sleep.
Done that more than once

[BigTdawg]

when you piss in a corona bottle and give it to your buddy and tell him theyre "warm" and he proceeds to take a couple sips before he says "it needs lime and salt, maybe some tabasco"

when you see your x gf's dad at safeway buying lotion and you tell him, "hmm your daughter used the same kind on me when she blew me and gave me a hand job"...then you run out the door with angry father in pursuit!

Greatest shit ever!

How about when you get drunk with your boss (who happens to be your best friend since high school) and your other married buddy (who you haven't talked to since high school) as a couples night and the guys end up hitting on the high school chicks in the table over from us a Buffalo Wild Wings while the girls are in the bathroom and get caught and our asses beat by our ol lady's for tryin to pick up on some bitches that were underage while they were in the restroom.

[FUK JDM]

When you jump up on a lifted truck and pee on the vents because you didnt like them...and as your homie his holding you up you notice you pissed on yourself...DOH!... true story and some can vouch for that lol...


ps..

i shot the wrong person, again! i need to quit drinking.

[SiR Mikey]

When homies come over for a couple brews, then home girl proceeds to start crying about her ex boyfriend and home slice *cough* *cough* proceeds to go Dr. Phil on her! :rflmao: THEN I leave to beat it up for a couple hours and I get back to home slice *cough* *cough* saying "bro wheres my beer? you went inside to get me on and you come outside and you dont have it", not realizing i had left...


Thats just FUCKED up :( ...why they added that shit to the HT article, I only wonder!

Funny thing about that is I only said good things about her. They seemed to completely leave out the fact that she lent me a grand to go pick up the shell, did the online traffic school for my traffic ticket I got on the way home, picked out the wheels, etc.

[Nedaaaah]

Funny thing about that is I only said good things about her. They seemed to completely leave out the fact that she lent me a grand to go pick up the shell, did the online traffic school for my traffic ticket I got on the way home, picked out the wheels, etc.

Yuppppp thats the thing, you give em your all and at the end of they day they still find a way to fuck you over...damn those girls! :devil:

[DVS]

When you cant hold your pee so you decide to jump out of the rear sliding window of your friends truck and start pissing in the bed all while the wind is blowing your piss on you.

[AZDM]

When homies come over for a couple brews, then home girl proceeds to start crying about her ex boyfriend and home slice *cough* *cough* proceeds to go Dr. Phil on her! :rflmao: THEN I leave to beat it up for a couple hours and I get back to home slice *cough* *cough* saying "bro wheres my beer? you went inside to get me on and you come outside and you dont have it", not realizing i had left...


My bad fool. I was just trying to hit it. She looked good enough to stick and was buzzin already...My bad homie. But still, my drinking days are on halt!!!

[4bangin]

when your boy wakes up so dehydrated that he starts drinkin what appears to be a full liter of hawiian punch from the night before, only to find a used condom about half way down!!!

[theishfool]

lmao

[V10KLR]

when u log on into AZHT at 5am an spend half hour lookin for s tupid thread ...

[FG2Chase]

When your ass goes to the texas raodhouse yourself because your Girlfriend is being gay and lazy and just wants to be a bum, you then meet up with your boy back at the barracks.. Proceed to go the VFW and get fucking wasted with fellow veterans whom are much older and much more retired. Try to fuck some 45 year old woman who has been saying you would be the perfect man for her daughter bla bla bla.. 2 am rolls around you and your buddy realize your fucking waaaay to drunk to drive home and you have too much to lose (2, twenty two year old E5's.) so the Si sits up at the VFW while you and Him stumble down the hill talking about both your stupid girlfriends (his was being dumb too). And how niether of them come to get us wasted soldiers (they were prob fucking each other who knows). We get about half way to the gate and some bitch in a tiburon picks us up. My buddy gets out the car, I fuck this bitch in ger drivers seat because at this point she has taken Me back to My car and im smooth as fuck. I fuck her bust a nut and GTFO. I feel sober enough to drive now so Im driving back to the barracks I pick up my buddy who we dropped off an hour before and we roll up to the barracks, realizing we have not eatin yet we drive right out the gate again go to taco cabana and talk about stupid people in general. Even though everything that we did that night was stupid.. damn, I just realized I cheated on My girlfriend with a random Ho on the side of the road...

[4dr_ed3]

Dude, you have the best stories ever

YES and its even funnier being there for every single one lol

[RLONFLUID]

when your at a house party and you decide to pee on the tooth brush instead of in the toilet

[4dr_ed3]

when your driving home after way to many beers and your on the freeway all the way to the right lane and you get a text so you respond only to look up at the road again and find your self merging off the HOV lane into the gaurdrail TRUE STORY!!!

[EG2QWIK]

When you start a drunken thread about people hating on each other's Honda's.

[SexyHatchie]

......when you go on a "group date". lmfao!!!

(or atleast you should be) :roll:

hahahaha.

[3RD]

The next day you wake up with random cash, change, i pod, wallet, drugs etc. In every pocket of your jeans

[UNDER PRESSURE]

The next day you wake up with random cash, change, i pod, wallet, drugs etc. In every pocket of your jeans

Hahahaha... no shit huh. you're like "Dang! Last night must've been the shit!"

[Digi Snax]

Hahahaha... no shit huh. you're like "Dang! Last night must've been the shit!"

only if u find a used condom. hopefully yours.

[Fett]

When you wake up in the keg room at work.

[Rob x3]

when you wake up next to your coworker and you're both naked.... first thing she says 'now this is awkward'

[01preludepimp]

When you piss all over yourself.

IM STILL PISSED AT MYSELF FOR THAT NIGHT!!!

[sniperscout]

when you throw a steel tipped dart at your friend's chest cause you thought you heard him talking shit

[[C3R] Corey]

^^^Haha damn I don't wanna be ur friend lol.

[Bobby_2007]

when u forget your way home...

[Bobby_2007]

when u wake up the next morning in jail and dnt know how u got there lol..

[sniperscout]

^^^Haha damn I don't wanna be ur friend lol.

just dont talk shit lol

[[C3R] Corey]

just dont talk shit lol

lol sounds good.

[EJ6-4DR]

when u start pissing where ever even if its in the middle of the party lol

[Lostboy54]

you wake up in a strange house with a hot European girl and realize ur in a different country..... true story.

[Lostboy54]

when ur buddies talk about the time u went to Prague and partied and you argue for 30 minutes that youve never even been to Prague, then they bust out the pics of u there, screwed up out ur mind....... all i can say is from the pics atleast it looked like i had a great time.... lol.....sad, but true story!

[sniperscout]

^thats a good one lol

[Vtec_IN_3RD]

when you cant find your shoes and you spend all night looking for them

[accordmuff]

{When you start calling Random bitches for sex} true story it happens sometimes works an sometimes it doesnt
but waiting at a stop sign to turn green happens but da ladies didnt notice ne ways ♣

[[C3R] Corey]

When ur about to have sex with the head cheerleader/ hottest girl/ Senior while ur a junior at the school and u put the condom on upside down. Then about an hour into it u get up to go to the bathroom and then as ur getting of the bed u throw up on it. OH yea all this while being her first time.

[g2integy]

When ur about to have sex with the head cheerleader/ hottest girl/ Senior while ur a junior at the school and u put the condom on upside down. Then about an hour into it u get up to go to the bathroom and then as ur getting of the bed u throw up on it. OH yea all this while being her first time.

Yeah I have been there ! water bed and 40's dont mix

[[C3R] Corey]

Yeah I have been there ! water bed and 40's dont mix

It sucked cause she was sooooo hot lol.

[topramn]

when you get a DUI cause your dumbass was smart enough to try to haul ass right in front of 10 cops while being drunk as fuck in scottsdale..


^^ true story.. happened to someone on here.. cant remember his name but i remember seeing him do it, then reading him cry about it on here a few days later..

[SexyHatchie]

when you get a DUI cause your dumbass was smart enough to try to haul ass right in front of 10 cops while being drunk as fuck in scottsdale..


^^ true story.. happened to someone on here.. cant remember his name but i remember seeing him do it, then reading him cry about it on here a few days later..

I hate when people talk about themselves in 3rd person........

:grin: