MoViE QUOTES!!!

[AZDM]

This something I thought up when reading another thread. Post up a movie quote and the next person posts what movie it came out of. Any movie can be quoted more than once but not the same quote. I'll start...


"Okay, its $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, and $15 for a ZJ. IF YOU HAVE TO ASK YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT..."

[apSquidFace]

Dont know yours but...this one is the best by far

"i just killed you with a Daewoo Lanos bitch!!!"

[84b18]

"Okay, its $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, and $15 for a ZJ. IF YOU HAVE TO ASK YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT..."
dodge ball

[tegswin]

This something I thought up when reading another thread. Post up a movie quote and the next person posts what movie it came out of. Any movie can be quoted more than once but not the same quote. I'll start...


"Okay, its $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, and $15 for a ZJ. IF YOU HAVE TO ASK YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT..."

dodge ball


FAIL!

This quote is from BEER FEST.

I'll give you all an easy one :

"Just when I think that you can't get ANY DUMBER... you go and do something like this.
ANDDD TOTTTTALLLY REDEEM YOURSELF!"

[squirms]

I'll give you all an easy one :

"Just when I think that you can't get ANY DUMBER... you go and do something like this.
ANDDD TOTTTTALLLY REDEEM YOURSELF!"


Easy Dumb and Dumber,

Here's one lets see who's a nerd like me.

"Do or do not, there is no try"

[apSquidFace]

"Do or do not, there is no try"

sounds like something Yoda would say, here's one

"fuck me squirms"

[4DPANDA]

I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time. Nothing else matters. For those 10 seconds or less, Im free

[apSquidFace]

I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time. Nothing else matters. For those 10 seconds or less, Im free

pitch black?

[4DPANDA]

pitch black?

No hoe SMOKE EM

[apSquidFace]

No hoe SMOKE EM

Lord of the Rings?

[squirms]

sounds like something Yoda would say, here's one

"fuck me squirms"

Good guess on the yoda, I guess ur a nerd as well
but on the "fuck me squirms'' I guess I dont know, enlighten me on that one

[g2integy]

This something I thought up when reading another thread. Post up a movie quote and the next person posts what movie it came out of. Any movie can be quoted more than once but not the same quote. I'll start...


"Okay, its $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, and $15 for a ZJ. IF YOU HAVE TO ASK YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT..."

Beer Fest

[g2integy]

i live my life a 1/4 mile at a time. Nothing else matters. For those 10 seconds or less, im free

f&f

[PhoenixB16]

" you aint no daisy"

[4DPANDA]

" you aint no daisy"

Dukes?

[4DPANDA]

Hello miss ladie

[PhoenixB16]

fuuuuck no. way off.

[PhoenixB16]

Ill make it easier,heres another from the same flick " poor soul was just to high strung"

[4DPANDA]

idk sounds like a chick flick

[AZDM]

"I love scotch. Scotch Scotch Scotch, goin down my belly..."

[PhoenixB16]

Chick flick? ROFL,heres another........" smells like somebody died" Come on guys this is E A S Y.

[PhoenixB16]

ansd ANCHORMAN for the above

[apSquidFace]

am i the only one that loves

"i just killed you with a daewoo lanos bitch"

or am i just the only one that has seen Pineapple express?

[PhoenixB16]

" you just going to stand there and bleed?" Jesus,thats like 4 from the same movie i have mentioned now.

[LiLinsane]

Tombstone bad ass flick, remember "im your huckelberry".


It rubs the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again.

[PhoenixB16]

Joe Dirt

[PhoenixB16]

" old man Peabody,he had a wierd thing about breeding pine trees"

[FUK JDM]

Isnt there something like this already?...

[apSquidFace]

Good guess on the yoda, I guess ur a nerd as well
but on the "fuck me squirms'' I guess I dont know, enlighten me on that one

a home movie that hasnt yet been made....starring you and me

[LiLinsane]

Get em squiddy!, he's got pretty teeth

[4DPANDA]

"your waking the neighbors, Shut up!"
"Hello miss ladie"

[apSquidFace]

Get em squiddy!, he's got pretty teeth

:smoke:

[cbaracing]

1. sir we've been jammed

2. why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam

[apSquidFace]

"your waking the neighbors, Shut up!"
"Hello miss ladie"

Men in Black?

[apSquidFace]

sir we've been jammed

why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam

c.h.u.d. ?

[EM1CLONE]

Isnt there something like this already?...

You sir are correct

Name that movie thread
http://www.azht.net/forum/showthread.php?t=65070&highlight=movie

[4DPANDA]

Men in Black?
:hithead:

[apSquidFace]

:hithead:

^ i know that isnt a movie...thats an emoticon! cant fool me man.

[UNDER PRESSURE]

“suck my cock; I’ll murder your family!"

[apSquidFace]

“suck my cock; I’ll murder your family!"

Kindergarte cop

[4DPANDA]

"your waking the neighbors, Shut up!"
"Hello miss ladie"

Boats and hoes!

[UNDER PRESSURE]

Kindergarte cop

lol... negative!

[Crxpunk89]

Oh no nemo's swimming out to sea

[apSquidFace]

Audio quotes from one of my all time favorites, 1 million bucks says i stump you all...dont read the movie title in the link thats cheating and wont get you 1 million bucks

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/elves/elves4.wav

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/elves/elves3.wav

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/elves/elves2.wav

and one movie clip

http://www.badmovies.org/multimedia/moviesl/elves1.mpg

[g2integy]

Oh no nemo's swimming out to sea

Oh man I got this Lion King !

[FUK JDM]

Audio quotes from one of my all time favorites, 1 million bucks says i stump you all...dont read the movie title in the link thats cheating and wont get you 1 million bucks

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/elves/elves4.wav

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/elves/elves3.wav

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/elves/elves2.wav

and one movie clip

http://www.badmovies.org/multimedia/moviesl/elves1.mpg


These better not be our movies you sneaky lil bastid you..

[[C3R] Corey]

U guys are horrible at this game lol.

[apSquidFace]

U guys are horrible at this game lol.

your more horribler though

[4DPANDA]

"roads? werever we going, we dont need roads"

[squirms]

a home movie that hasnt yet been made....starring you and me

Oh shit, didnt know i had a lead role in a movie, damn better find something to wear, lol

[apSquidFace]

Oh shit, didnt know i had a lead role in a movie, damn better find something to wear, lol

anal beads, thats all you need to wear

[apSquidFace]

"roads? werever we going, we dont need roads"

That sir would be Star Trek 4

[Rufus]

This thread sucks

[apSquidFace]

This thread sucks

American pie?

[jdmcivic1]

The funny thing about my back is, that its located on my cock!

[rudsone]

This thread sucks

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii120/RudsonE/thisthreadsucksev9.gif

:type:

[4DPANDA]

The funny thing about my back is, that its located on my cock!

super bad

[cbaracing]

"roads? werever we going, we dont need roads"

b.t.t.f

[cbaracing]

That sir would be Star Trek 4

nope wrath of kahn

[hellshock2182]

1. why don't you two go jump and a time machine and go fuck each other

2. Hello, . . . . Little man, boy I sure heard a bunch about you, I was a good friend of yor dad's.We were in that pit of hell together. Over five years. . . . . . . . . Hopefully. . . . . . . . . you'll never have to experience.......... this yourself but when two men are in a situation. . . .. . . like me and your dad were, . . . . . . . .for as long as we were. You take on . . . . . . . . . certain responsibilities of the other. If I .. . . . . . . .had been the one who had. . . . . not made it. Major coolidge . . . .. . . . would me talking to my son right now.

3.(lance this one's for you ) Your not coming?. . . . . . Kinda hard, this bitch is dead on her feet. hahahaah!

4. No Breaks!. . . . . . . . . . Santa Clause doesn't give any breaks.

5. (This one is Cake) TWO MAN ENTER ONE MAN LEAVE!

6. Dry Land is not a myth . . . . . I HAVE SEEN IT.. . . . . . Water world, kevin kostner, that movie RULED.

7. (Same Movie) If we don't fight to the death jim............... THEY.....will...kill....us ...both...

[hellshock2182]

b.t.t.f



and knocked up

[imm0rtal]

Play it cool, Hunny Bunny.

[theREALviperbear]

we should all go watch a movie sometime guys..

[Crxpunk89]

"say that in there fake ching chong language"

[Crxpunk89]

we should all go watch a movie sometime guys..

You guna buy me large drink and popcorn...? can we hold hands? OH OH and play the penis in the bucket game. Azht's new saying should be "Its's Only Gay If You Like It" ahahaah

[JUSTAFRIEND]

"You gona bark all day little doggie, or you gona bight"

[JUSTAFRIEND]

lol spelled bite wrong my bizad

[2fst4door]

"say that in there fake ching chong language"

lol harold and kuhmar

should be easy they are both from the same movie

''if you aint 1st your last''
''i gotta tell you something in your ear.....SHAKE N BAKE.... what that do for you did that blow your mind? that just happened!''

[apSquidFace]

we should all go watch a movie sometime guys..

imposter, you'll be hearing from my lawyer!

[AZDM]

"What?!? Are you kidding me? THEY SHOULD BE SUCKING ON MY BALL SACK!"

[Karim23]

"QUICK FASHION QUESTION? SHOULD I WEAR THIS TECH 9 WITH MY LOW TOPS OR THIS OOZIE WITH MY HI-TOPS! HMM ? HMM?:upyours:

[rudsone]

"QUICK FASHION QUESTION? SHOULD I WEAR THIS TECH 9 WITH MY LOW TOPS OR THIS OOZIE WITH MY HI-TOPS! HMM ? HMM?:upyours:

dont be a menace

[skar1]

dont be a menace, to south central while drinking ur juice in the hood

[Crxpunk89]

"QUICK FASHION QUESTION? SHOULD I WEAR THIS TECH 9 WITH MY LOW TOPS OR THIS OOZIE WITH MY HI-TOPS! HMM ? HMM?:upyours:

Ill just wear my pink bunny slippers

[hellshock2182]

Play it cool, Hunny Bunny.

of course pulp fiction

[hellshock2182]

"You gona bark all day little doggie, or you gona bight"

Reservoir dogs I think

I know it's michael madsen tho

[monsoonseason]

I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull!



what movie is this?

[Kinetic]

I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull!



what movie is this?


pulp fiction

[goose6453]

i am mc lovin

[randizle]

i am mc lovin


super bad.

ok whats this one-

are thoes skies yours?...bolth of them?

[jakellama123]

ok whats this one-

are thoes skies yours?...bolth of them?


Dumb and Dumber.

[g2integy]

1. why don't you two go jump and a time machine and go fuck each other

2. Hello, . . . . Little man, boy I sure heard a bunch about you, I was a good friend of yor dad's.We were in that pit of hell together. Over five years. . . . . . . . . Hopefully. . . . . . . . . you'll never have to experience.......... this yourself but when two men are in a situation. . . .. . . like me and your dad were, . . . . . . . .for as long as we were. You take on . . . . . . . . . certain responsibilities of the other. If I .. . . . . . . .had been the one who had. . . . . not made it. Major coolidge . . . .. . . . would me talking to my son right now.

3.(lance this one's for you ) Your not coming?. . . . . . Kinda hard, this bitch is dead on her feet. hahahaah!

4. No Breaks!. . . . . . . . . . Santa Clause doesn't give any breaks.

5. (This one is Cake) TWO MAN ENTER ONE MAN LEAVE!

6. Dry Land is not a myth . . . . . I HAVE SEEN IT.. . . . . . Water world, kevin kostner, that movie RULED.

7. (Same Movie) If we don't fight to the death jim............... THEY.....will...kill....us ...both...

Wait its Jason vs Freddy ! for number 3?

[g2integy]

I get it you like to see homos naked

[DC2lsvtec]

I get it you like to see homos naked

joe dirt



"I hope you have a big trunk because I'm going to put my bike in it" :wave1:

[use2BaVW]

"You gona bark all day little doggie, or you gona bight"


Madsen yes, but wouldnt it be Kill Bill?

[nbdracin]

joe dirt



"I hope you have a big trunk because I'm going to put my bike in it" :wave1:

40 year old virgin hahaha


what about this

" im jus throwing this out there.. take if you want it or throw it right back at me..... i wanna be on you!!!"

hahaha

[use2BaVW]

Here are a few quotes for ya. Same movie...

"I haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool."

Marla was like that cut on the roof of your mouth that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it, but you can't.

You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

[AZDM]

Here are a few quotes for ya. Same movie...

"I haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool."

Marla was like that cut on the roof of your mouth that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it, but you can't.

You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

:boxer: Fight Club Dooood!!!

[use2BaVW]

:boxer: Fight Club Dooood!!!


Yup. I laugh at the stoopid shit in that movie more and more each time I watch it.

[DC2lsvtec]

40 year old virgin hahaha


what about this

" im jus throwing this out there.. take if you want it or throw it right back at me..... i wanna be on you!!!"

hahaha

anchorman! :sucker:


(knocks at a door)..."pardon me its just your neighbors, jusa couple of negros lookin for some brown suuugar" :crazy: lol who's got this one?!

[Mat*speC1]

40 year old virgin hahaha


what about this

" im jus throwing this out there.. take if you want it or throw it right back at me..... i wanna be on you!!!"

hahaha


anchorman...haha

[Mat*speC1]

bad boys

[DC2lsvtec]

/\ nice!!

[Mat*speC1]

what about this one....."what does high score mean? new high score...is that bad, what does that mean? did i break it" haha that classic guess that one!!!

[EM1CLONE]

Grandmas Boy

[Mat*speC1]

^^^hell yes good job!

" why so serious "

[reuqse]

how about "if i werent jamacan then why would i be wearing this hat "

[Jay_Rob61590]

"i just killed you with a Daewoo Lanos bitch!!!"[/QUOTE]

Ima guess pineapple express? dude drove a yellow daewoo in that movie..

[boostedrex]

how about "if i werent jamacan then why would i be wearing this hat "

stoner classic - half baked

[super_civic]

The nina, the pinta, the santa maria,
Ill do you in the bottom while drinking san gria!

Nachos, Lemonheads, my dad's both!
You wont go down cuz my dick can float!

We sail around the world and go port to port,
Everytime I cum i produce a quart.

Put on your lifevests, lets drop anchor,
Thers a nice lady, oh I like to spank her!

Deadliest catch without the crabs,
We're almost outta gas, call the A-Rabs!

Im a pussy pirate my name's Jack Sparrow,
pull down my pants youlle see my flesh arrow!

Recent lyrics from a movie/music video...

[GHOSTY]

I have one for ya, its from an old movie.

"Excuse me, old woman...."

"Man!!!"

"man...sorry, but i must say you do..."

"I'm 37"

"what?"

"I'm 37, i'm not old"

"well i cant just call you "man""

"you could say dennis"

" i didnt know you were called dennis"

"well ya didnt bother to find out, now did ya?"

[EM1CLONE]

Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail


"Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think."

[GHOSTY]

]Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail[/B]

"Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think."


Wow, dude, Nice, nobody ever gets that one!!!

[BB4prelude]

lol

[*inFamous*]

Epic fail.


http://www.azht.net/forum/showthread.php?t=65070&page=8&highlight=movie+thread

[EM1CLONE]

^^^^^^^

Isnt there something like this already?...

You sir are correct

Name that movie thread
http://www.azht.net/forum/showthread.php?t=65070&highlight=movie

I tried to tell 'em but no one listens to me

[*inFamous*]

EPIC.

http://www.azht.net/forum/showthread.php?t=65070&page=8&highlight=movie+thread

I may merge these both later