taking a shit

[nolongervtec]

besides taking a shit....what else do you do while taking a shit


i read magazines...and if i have nothing new to read ill pick up random shit like the shampoo bottle or toothpaste tube and read the label


:l

[AZDM]

ditto

[skar1]

me2 or i look at the ceiling and try to make shit outta the squiggles, like a dinosaur or a pumpkin man w/ octopus limbs tearing the head off of honda thieves, u know, the usual

[samster]

honda tuning, performance VW, eurotuner, import tuner, etc, etc LOL

[Slow_HX]

get blumpkings

[01preludepimp]

BLUMPKIN LOL!!! I'll read reciepts return policies on the back of em, info on the back of credit cards, and if I really dont having anything else Ill play music from my pc using my iphone as the remote control (it's an application called REMOTE)

[that one guy]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/wite2nr/513CEZDFFAL_AA240_.jpg

there is like 20+ and i have read all 400+ pages of all 3 of mine.

[SiR Mikey]

Azht on the sidekick

Read any labels close by

Cut shit up with nail clippers

Play with disposable razors

[skar1]

damn!!! i havent seen one of ^^^^^those in forever i read one in grade school i think, the book, not mikeys eg6 lol

[Heist]

I have a painting with alot of shit going on, that usually cuts it. If not Ditto on the AZHT on the cellar.

[Mop]

my sittings usually only last 3min. How do you guys wipe your ass?

[skar1]

with tp yo

[Crxpunk89]

LOL i think this is a funny thread lol. I read my tattoo mags Or play with the shampoo bottles lol. And i wipe my ass sitting down, i heard some body say thay stood up while wiping lol i doon no bout that lol.

[skar1]

lmao how the fuck can someone do that???

[Jstarda9]

if im at work....listen to ipod and just think of my weekend...at home sit and read books and relax

[Mop]

Sitting down? I stand take a few sheets ball it up and wipe... How do you do it sitting down?

[kylevtec]

laptop

[Papesh_Foo]

I take my laptop with me at home, internetz on my phone if Im at work...and I DO whipe standing up.

[SiR Mikey]

When I bring the lap top my legs go to sleep and I struggle to stand and wipe my ass

[Tweeder]

When I bring the lap top my legs go to sleep and I struggle to stand and wipe my ass

lap tops get to hot, and thats not good while pooping.


i usually keep a stack of magazines next to my toliet. i get a majority of my reading done on the toilet and on the interwebz

[CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAVEMAN]

if im at work....listen to ipod and just think of my weekend...at home sit and read books and relax

if im at work its mandatory that you hit up the "tag wall" right next to the throne...

if at home, its GRM or SCC haha or concentrating for power squeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!

[goose6453]

i get the shaving cream and pretend im spiderman and shoot the tub or the wall lol

[honduh_head]

emails on sidekick lx, or azht on it. sometimes myspace. depends how long my sitting is lol.

[srt4jas]

Look at my poop swimming around and also to see if its a healthy stool or not.
Floating poop logs = good.
Poop logs under water = bad.

[4dr_ed3]

read something or text on my phone lol

[hellshock2182]

Look at my poop swimming around and also to see if its a healthy stool or not.
Floating poop logs = good.
Poop logs under water = bad.


that shit made me laugh so hard

[jdmesk]

read up on new magazines, ht, vapors, juxtapoz, beautiful dacay, graff mags., or take the lap top if i have nothing new.

[jdmcivic1]

Usually I post up here on azht from my blackberry, much like this post lol. Or read car mags

[randizle]

i find people to text and look at pics in my phone.

[bryantiscool]

go on youtube on the phone
or text people.
or if im in there for a long time, ill call someone to kill time.
get some shit done in there.

[The President]

I jerk my dick so hard that it turns bright purple


Jeezus randy! I thought only Anthony did that! LOL

[Rufus]

Look at my poop swimming around and also to see if its a healthy stool or not.
Floating poop logs = good.
Poop logs under water = bad.

Pretty sure that's not correct

[Rob x3]

Has anyone mentioned, MASTURBATING????


J/K.......... kinda



i usually play hold em poker on my dash.... but i broke, so now i play a golf game on my razor....... or if i have my ipod i play vortex... VORTEX FTW, lvl 25

[Lil japonese]

i check my messages or just do random shit like stare at my nut sack:grin:

[Ryan]

omg, DELETE!

[g2integy]

read Honda Tuning or Playboy jokes

[DVS]

Play pacman and tetris on my phone...

[89true1]

smoke a bowl than take a shower. :)

[Charlee]

LOL great thread. i read all the labels and text people. i stare at my dick sometimes

[F40]

smoke a bowl than take a shower. :)

You're gay if you shower after you shit. Studies have proven it.

[SlowLS]

besides taking a shit....what else do you do while taking a shit


i read magazines...and if i have nothing new to read ill pick up random shit like the shampoo bottle or toothpaste tube and read the label


:l

Dood i do that too.

[SiR Mikey]

Pretty sure that's not correct

I thought so too

[Crxpunk89]

smoke a bowl than take a shower. :)
DAMN that sounds good. ima go do that right now. then take a nap. lol.

[Mop]

You're gay if you shower after you shit. Studies have proven it.

put me on the gaylist.

[Crxpunk89]

put me on the gaylist.

x2.

[SlowLS]

You're gay if you shower after you shit. Studies have proven it.

hahahah damn.... **zing**

[JDMB16]

i get the shaving cream and pretend im spiderman and shoot the tub or the wall lol

hahaha that is on of the funniest things i have heard.

[nolongervtec]

showering after you shit saves toilet paper which saves trees

:l

[Tweeder]

^^^ hippies smell

[CG2]

look for stuff on craigslist on the sidekick

[emgee420]

read magazines, surf web on blackberry, hit the bong

[monsoonseason]

wondering if its going to be the never ending wipe or the 1 time wipe

[rudsone]

...i read car mags.

...text people.

...check azht and post replies on threads...

i get pissed cuz i can never finish an article on time before i have to wipe my asshole.

[NickAtNite]

I text, think about shit and of course the porn

[SiR Mikey]

...i read car mags.

...text people.

...check azht and post replies on threads...

i get pissed cuz i can never finish an article on time before i have to wipe my asshole.

Finish the article, and usually by that time you'll have another mini log fish its way out

[XSIintegra]

Try to figure out my Blackberry