what would you do if...
a) you saw a thief breaking in your car/ trying to break in your car/about to take your car?
b) you had a thief that has stolen your car or any of your friends car alone in a room? post your answers! |
1: Impale his ass with a harpoon
2: Impale his ass with a harpoon |
A) I would go after his ass with a tazer. I got a tazer its pretty sweet. I would not shot them. I dont want to miss and shot my own car.
B) If I had the guy that stole my Buick Grand National alone in a room I would beat him with a baseball bat and then while he is still awake pull out his finger nails one at a time with a pair of pliars. I really dont know after that. |
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poll added. man that was quick responses
vote now! |
nice hahah good thinking..
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very good point.
i voted. i wanna beat the shit outta car thieves |
voted ,beat the snot out of those cowards:pissed:
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word:bananaman:
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I didnt see the rape option
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I voted. Beat them senseless. FTW:idiot: like that but harder.
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that is implied in the "kidnap the thieve, tie him up, beat him, and leave him to rot in a municipal dump/desert" category
in that category the thieve will be in your house for an indefinite amount of time where anything goes. ANYTHING hahaha |
I'd have to pick that option... You can't walk without your big toes.. did you know that?
Also.. 18" bolt cutters provide just enough leverage to go through bone. |
[quote=eviilboy;1236111]I'd have to pick that option... You can't walk without your big toes.. did you know that?
EVILBOY IS EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLL |
on top of that... you can't steal cars without your fingers. bolt cutters FTW!:thumbup:
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where is the option for turn around and walk the other direction because you have full coverage and realize it's just a car? :)
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Well I guess you might as well take him out of the gene pool while you're at it all.
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you wouldn't want to get charged with murder. just make him suffer like hell lol
there is no such option as that. we honda owners have pride and love for our cars, we would never walk away from them. but if that is what you would do then you better pick the first option because the insurance company will need a police report lol ;) |
put some led in them
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i would eat ten hot and spicy mcchicken sandwiches then i would shit in there mouth!!!
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dude.... there something wrong with your head
lol |
^^^i know
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strip their ass butt naked, duct tape their mouth, hands, eyes and feet, take them out to the middle of the desert (hopefully this went down during the summer time) and drop them off with a razor in their hands. if he can get back from that, I'm sure they wouldn't ever consider breaking into another car.
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A) I would club them from behind like the last guy I caught.
b) I would break them down psychologically until they have regressed to the point of childhood. Maybe then they could grow up right instead of as a fuckup car thief. |
push a pencil into his dick, then break the pencil in two pieces whilst inside said dick.
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he'd probably go back to the car he tried to jack and kill your ass.
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you caught a thieve before?
what did you do to him? |
I laughed so hard at this.
Mostly because I just ate a bunch of Spicy McChicken Sandwiches. |
mmm... Thats making me hungry.
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surprise butt seckz
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